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  • Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club website now on line...

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    Fatt Max
    Published on 13th March 2011 11:39
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    Oh well, be rude not to I suppose,

    The Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club are round and proud to announce that the official website is now live and on line in webland.

    Check it out here

    www.fatbikersmc.com

    Feel free to wobble in any time you like for the latest FBMC news, event information, ride reports and other stupidity that we will try our hardest to get up to. You can also fill in your contact details to subscribe to our newsletter ‘Eat The Road’ which again is packed full of…..erm….well, you know.

    Thanks all,

    Take care, ride safe and eat well……
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    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max - 23rd April 2011, 23:03
      Quote Originally Posted by Gearup View Post
      Let's celebrate being unhealthy. Great image for the rest of us!
      Sounds like a great idea, cheers bro.....
    1. Gearup's Avatar
      Gearup - 26th April 2011, 14:51
      Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
      Sounds like a great idea, cheers bro.....
      What's next? The "You're too fat and now need a trike" club?
    1. bogan's Avatar
      bogan - 26th April 2011, 14:56
      Quote Originally Posted by Gearup View Post
      What's next? The "You're too fat and now need a trike" club?
      Reckon some need a "You're too whiny, here's a hanky club"
    1. Bodir's Avatar
      Bodir - 26th April 2011, 15:59
      Nice one my pommy friend.

      Am I alowed to ride? I could use the "being made fun of by FBMCs" excuse
    1. Big Dave's Avatar
      Big Dave - 26th April 2011, 16:49
      Beware the ides of March.
      Soothsayer, scene i

      And it is very much lamented, Brutus,
      That you have no such mirrors as will turn
      Your hidden worthiness into your eye.
      Cassius, scene ii

      Into what dangers would you lead me, Cassius,
      That you would have me seek into myself
      For that which is not in me?
      Brutus, scene ii

      Men at some time are masters of their fates:
      The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
      But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
      Cassius, scene ii

      Let me have men about me that are fat;
      Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights.
      Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
      He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
      Caesar, scene ii

      Shakespeare, W.
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max - 26th April 2011, 20:49
      Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
      Beware the ides of March.
      Soothsayer, scene i

      And it is very much lamented, Brutus,
      That you have no such mirrors as will turn
      Your hidden worthiness into your eye.
      Cassius, scene ii

      Into what dangers would you lead me, Cassius,
      That you would have me seek into myself
      For that which is not in me?
      Brutus, scene ii

      Men at some time are masters of their fates:
      The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
      But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
      Cassius, scene ii

      Let me have men about me that are fat;
      Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights.
      Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
      He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
      Caesar, scene ii

      Shakespeare, W.
      That, my friend, is classic Billy S and no mistake. The Globe theatre shudders in the wake of your knowledge.....

      In other words, fuck me Dave, you are a lot more educated than you look eh

      As for the hidden message, well, its all Romans and daggers....dont care, just as long as they remember the pasta, eh.

      Anyway, do you like the website?
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max - 26th April 2011, 20:50
      Quote Originally Posted by Bodir View Post
      Nice one my pommy friend.

      Am I alowed to ride? I could use the "being made fun of by FBMCs" excuse
      More than welcome mate, be great to see you.

      reckon you can join cos with all your bolt on gear you have a fat bike, that will do eh

      Nice one bruv
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max - 26th April 2011, 20:51
      Quote Originally Posted by Gearup View Post
      What's next? The "You're too fat and now need a trike" club?
      No, thats been in existance for years mate.

      Reckon it will be the 'You're too fat, you look like a dyke' club. You in?
    1. MadDuck's Avatar
      MadDuck - 26th April 2011, 20:54
      Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
      reckon you can join cos with all your bolt on gear you have a fat bike
      I wonder how many pies can fit in all his luggage boxes?
    1. Big Dave's Avatar
      Big Dave - 26th April 2011, 20:58
      Verily I say it to be a font of mirth.
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max - 26th April 2011, 21:06
      Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
      Verily I say it to be a font of mirth.
      I love you Dave and I'm going to write a song especially for you xx
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max - 26th April 2011, 21:07
      Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
      I wonder how many pies can fit in all his luggage boxes?
      Oohhhh, have you any idea how RUDE that comment is...

      You may as well have said "Check out what Ze German is packing..!!"
    1. Gearup's Avatar
      Gearup - 27th April 2011, 09:32
      Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
      Reckon some need a "You're too whiny, here's a hanky club"
      That's rich coming from a pommy!
    1. bogan's Avatar
      bogan - 27th April 2011, 10:08
      Quote Originally Posted by Gearup View Post
      That's rich coming from a pommy!
      I'm New Zealand born and raised,
      on the playground is where I spent most of my days...
    1. Bodir's Avatar
      Bodir - 27th April 2011, 10:28
      Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
      Oohhhh, have you any idea how RUDE that comment is...

      You may as well have said "Check out what Ze German is packing..!!"
      This is so wrong on nearly all levels
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max - 27th April 2011, 10:30
      Quote Originally Posted by Bodir View Post
      This is so wrong on nearly all levels
      ............yet so true my brother......
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max - 27th April 2011, 10:31
      Quote Originally Posted by Gearup View Post
      That's rich coming from a pommy!
      I like you, you're fun....
    1. Gearup's Avatar
      Gearup - 27th April 2011, 10:42
      Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
      I love you Dave and I'm going to write a song especially for you xx
      Wouldn't a session on a treadmill be more productive fatty?
    1. Gearup's Avatar
      Gearup - 27th April 2011, 10:51
      Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
      I'm New Zealand born and raised,
      on the playground is where I spent most of my days...
      And they say thirst is creepy....
    1. bogan's Avatar
      bogan - 27th April 2011, 11:05
      Quote Originally Posted by Gearup View Post
      And they say thirst is creepy....
      ...and a couple of guys were acting no good
      started making trouble in my neighbourhood...
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