• Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Official Launch / Lunch - NEW DATE - SUNDAY 6TH FEB 2011

    THE DATE FOR THIS EVENT HAS NOW CHANGED TO SUNDAY 6TH FEBRUARY 2011

    You are cordially invited to join us as we celebrate the official launch of the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club…..so people, lets do a lunch launch..!!

    This will be a gastronomic event of voluptuous proportions based on a traditional meal that has been handed down from fat bastard to fat bastard over the centuries and now resurrected to lick start your waistline for 2011 and beyond.

    But first, a little history.

    In 1875, a small group of settlers decided that it was time to ditch the bland and unsavory fare of the day and go looking for new and exciting food. Their quest led them to the ancient tomb of King Farquar Crispin, leader of the Colsaunders Tribe, a mysterious race of people who specialized in blending herbs and spices. Deep in the bowels of the tomb they found a fossilized manuscript entitled Potsannagravy which, when interpreted, was in fact a secret recipe for the main diet of the Colsaunders people. This was hastily recreated and scoffed down.

    However, the settlers longed for more, and it was almost 200 years later that they discovered a further tribe called the Macdees. Originally form Scotland, the Macdees had a fearsome reputation. Their leader Ron Macdee, was renowned for squashing whole cows into a round shape that was then placed on the ceremonial grill and served to his faithful warriors. Again, the settlers resurrected the ancient recipe and called it ‘The Pounder’ after Ron Macdee’s squashing activities. The settlers realized that a full cow was far too much to eat in one sitting so they divided it into quarters and threw in some cheese to keep the flies away.

    These discoveries led to the famous meal of King Farquar Crispin’s Potsannagravy (KFC Potatoes and Gravy) followed by the divided Pounder of the Macdees tribe (Macdonalds Quarter Pounder).

    So people, we will be launching the FBMC with a 3 course traditional lunch starting with Potatoes and Gravy (with spicy chips) at KFC followed by a trip to MacDonalds for a Quarter Pounder and finishing up with a desert pie on the beach (or where ever)

    These are the details for the Auckland event:

    Meet at KFC Quay Street at 11.00am for a scoff down at 11.30.

    Then ride (but I suppose we should walk, they are next to each other) to McDonalds Quay Street for a quarter pounder.
    Then ride (no walking this time) to Mission Bay via a loop of Quay Street / Beach Road / The Strand / Tamaki Drive to Mission Bay where we have our desert pie, talk some bollocks and what ever else.

    This is a national event and the idea is for those all around this great country to get on board and do the same. You can find your local KFC and McD’s on these links:

    http://www.kfc.co.nz/index.cfm?contentNodeID=433

    http://mcdonalds.co.nz/find-us/restaurant

    Remember to bring your bike, a camera and your choice of desert pie

    That’s that. Hope you can make it. See you for lunch…
    This article was originally published in forum thread: Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Official Launch / Lunch Event - Saturday 29th January 2011 started by Fatt Max View original post
    Comments 78 Comments
    1. Tink's Avatar
      Tink -
      Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
      Well, what a day, KFC Quay street City (Dorkland) didn't know what hit em.They had just "two" staff on this morning when 20 plus hungry Fatt barstard Motorcyclists descended on them for the first course of a three course meet and eat.
      Took em a while but they got there in the end.
      Off to Mc Dee's then, they were a little more switched on but their incessant bloody Fire alarm(tell the dumb ass staff their chips are cooked alarm) never stopped going and when asked if it could be removed from our hearing they got rather tetchy.
      FM got his just DESERTS today. Pics should say it all.
      Great Inaugural ride and the many passers by in Mission bay who stopped and looked at the bikes and asked us what the occassion was were all very happy to have us there. Warm fuzzy Wuzzies all round.

      lol and we were so close.... next time I need hassling to stay put! FM your such a good sport... and Maha I hope it tasted half way decent. lol
    1. Maha's Avatar
      Maha -
      ...Wasn't allowed to use Garlic salt on the pie Tink so had to conceede and use sprinkles....as for the taste?...I almost went to lick FM's face but there were children around, even one up the tree....
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max -
      Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
      ...Wasn't allowed to use Garlic salt on the pie Tink so had to conceede and use sprinkles....as for the taste?...I almost went to lick FM's face but their were children around, even one up the tree....
      Wouldnt have been the first time though mate.........oops, out loud voice....
    1. Pogo2's Avatar
      Pogo2 -
      Will treasure my membership card especially if it gets me a discount at the local bakery - I'll post if it comes through with the goods!
    1. Mom's Avatar
      Mom -
      Great fun indeedy. I have to say I was a bit dubioius on the claim that KFC potato and gravy was a good hangover cure, but I actually did in fact feel better for it. Glad you enjoyed your "special pie" FM, we had fun planning it for you
    1. PrincessBandit's Avatar
      PrincessBandit -
      I am so sad I couldn't make this today - I was, ahem, playing the organ this morning...(no, no inverted commas required!)

      But, to recompense I've made a huge feed of macaroni cheese for tea tonight; I misjudged the quantity of macaroni so we'll be stuffing ourselves on it for the next coupla nights.
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max -
      Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
      I am so sad I couldn't make this today - I was, ahem, playing the organ this morning...(no, no inverted commas required!)

      But, to recompense I've made a huge feed of macaroni cheese for tea tonight; I misjudged the quantity of macaroni so we'll be stuffing ourselves on it for the next coupla nights.
      Fanx mate, no worries. We are going to meet up as a group and ride to the Westpac on the 6th March if you are keen.....bring any leftover Macca with you eh...
    1. Mom's Avatar
      Mom -
      Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
      I was, ahem, playing the organ this morning...(no, no inverted commas required!)


      Classic! You missed some of the best laughs I have had in a long while
    1. Maha's Avatar
      Maha -
      Never thought I would ever have to eat a KFC thing again, but, anything for the Tub Club.
    1. Chaos_Warrior's Avatar
      Chaos_Warrior -
      Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
      Never thought I would ever have to eat a KFC thing again, but, anything for the Tub Club.
      You lying fat bastard ! We saw you and you enjoyed every mouthful !
      Regards,
      Chaos.
    1. Maha's Avatar
      Maha -
      Quote Originally Posted by Chaos_Warrior View Post
      You lying fat bastard ! We saw you and you enjoyed every mouthful !
      Regards,
      Chaos.
      Yes yes yes ok ok I get it, a freshly made chicken tit burger is hard to resist...
    1. Chaos_Warrior's Avatar
      Chaos_Warrior -
      Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
      Yes yes yes ok ok I get it, a freshly made chicken tit burger is hard to resist...
      LMAO ! No biggie man, we all get busted sometimes
      Regards,
      Chaos.
    1. Lucyloo's Avatar
      Lucyloo -
      So disapointed that I couldn't be with you guys on Sunday - however I did see you ride past me on Tamaki drvie - and I must say you were looking Goooooooood!
      Had some leftover pizza for lunch and raised a slice to you all!
      Cheers
      Luce.
    1. Maha's Avatar
      Maha -
      Quote Originally Posted by Lucyloo View Post
      So disapointed that I couldn't be with you guys on Sunday - however I did see you ride past me on Tamaki drvie - and I must say you were looking Goooooooood!
      Had some leftover pizza for lunch and raised a slice to you all!
      Cheers
      Luce.
      The double sloppey cream/custard pie in the face was hoot!
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max -
      Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
      The double sloppey cream/custard pie in the face was hoot!
      ..........and it was very nice.......

      Attachment 231315
    1. caseye's Avatar
      caseye -
      Had another look at the last picture, decided i just! had to comment. Yer a fucking beautiful fella mate. Thanks for the laughs aye.
    1. DEVVIL's Avatar
      DEVVIL -
      cant wait for the next one.
    1. idleidolidyll's Avatar
      idleidolidyll -
      Sadly I was unable to attend, did Maha bring an old tart with him?

      Mrs idleidolidyll had misunderestimated the weekends plans and I was required for duty on Sunday at Riverhead Forest mountain biking from 9am through to 1.30 pm.

      I scoffed down an Angus burger, large fries and a sugary coke later in the day to compensate for all that bloody exercise! Had to; my trousers were falling down and my waist alone just couldn't hold them up.

      Anyway, hope to be there next session.