rustic101

•The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you
•Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
•A dog's parents never visit you
•Dogs like it if you leave things on the floor
•Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
•Dogs like to do their snooping outside, rather than inside your wallet or desk.
•Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
•A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
•If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
•If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting
•Dogs like to go hunting and fishing
•Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least:
•If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff
•They don’t mind when you fart,
•they love it when you stink,
•they dont care how ugly you are or
•the amount of money you make, and
•They don’t expect you to clean or help with the kids.

So I suggest you leave the ladies alone and live in the kennel with the dog.