gijoe1313's Blogs

The musings and happenstances of a wayward motorcycling enthusiast in his short time as a new convert to this most elegant and charming of past-times. A rudimentary embellishment of experiences and post-reflection of occurences, encounters and other correspondence.

The story starts with a glint in my father's eye ... the other being temporarily weeping since a gnat had strayed into it requiring tear ducts to stream. In this state, the watery residue magnified the alluring qualities of my dear mama and thus the seed of conception was sown.

Skipping ahead of my mendacious years, suffice to say my rude introduction to the world of alternative recreational vehicles of lifestyle choice, my first trike saw me devising and dealing with the aftermath of my experimentations. This would give me handy skills to deal with my future obsession with mayhemsickles.

Unfortunately this would involve the attendance of my earstwhile, but ignorant of my nefarious schemes, younger brother. He would actually leap me frog me in joining the world of two wheels before I (of this I will speak of more later).

Being a pendant and supplicative devotee of all things that propel mechanical man-made devices to ludicrous and challenging uses, I had always considered motorbikes "cool, hip, groovy, kewl, l33t".

This I hope has somewhat whetted your appetite to reading more exploits and observations appertaining to my personal insight to our robust and at risk activities.

I am your most humble servant and shall deign to dessiminate future blogs in the parlance you are now accustomed to!