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Its dead, the Spartan, it no longer runs like it used to, in fact it no longer runs at all. It's dead. Fuck. You no longer have a motorbike.

For the past 3 ? years You have let it fall into a shabby state of dis-repair, shame on you, BUT, it's done, short of selling your soul and alot of semen that's how it's going to stay.

So what can you do ?

First things first, don't cry into the breast milk, it's your fuck up to bear.
Second, get rid of the body, preferably for money..
Third, get huge legs from cycling everywhere on that rubbish mtb.
Fourthly acquire scooter, spend minimal money on it yet give it the custom treatment (properly though, no shit short cuts).
Fifth and most important, spend hard earned money on a fully functioning motorcycle, and keep it that way, dick..

Also in need of attention is your gear, your jacket has a busted zip, your pants have a hole, are getting too tight and have another busted zip, your right boot is poo, no zip, velcro is messy, can't rely on tape forever..
And your gloves have more holes than an ants nest.. SORT IT OUT.

What is needed is money, and lots of it, WELL..
Pay rise authorized, loan will be paid up soon and you don't have a permanent lady friend, so in a few months you will have more coin than sense ! Fanfuckintastic ! Don't drop the ball again, you can do this man.

Chur homes, peace and love.