drunk chicks
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, 23rd February 2009 at 22:48 (1015 Views)
They never change, when I say chicks I mean university age chicks, which don't really count as woman, just the same as men are still boys until they are about 40..
Recipe for a party for drunk chicks..
* some flatmates
* one bedroom/lounge
* one terrible quality audio system
* one cd of latest chart toppers on repeat/shuffle
* several hundred bottles of your finest cheapest wine please
* boozed wench's as desired
* wardrobes of supre attire
* a pallet of various make up products
Methodology - take bedroom/lounge, mix all other ingredients in no particular order, stir until 3.30am at which point it will be as easy on the eyes as genital warts and about as aromatic, discard, try again tomorrow..
The only bit I find funny about these dozy wench's is that they don't realize just about every dude on the street can hear them, and "wow what a coincidence", they will probably be heading off to the same club in town at exactly the same time..
I wonder how many un-planned pregnancies and ill-fated relationships begin on O-week ? Ha ha also it should be called "lack of O's week" as I reckon people will waking up next week about as sexually satisfied as when they started on their first beverage today..
Boozing on a monday night.. Jealous..