I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your f**king willpower' Please feel free to add your fat funny!
My wife says the only thing I have given her in 15 years of marriage is shade.......
....and heres what happens when you eat 6 mince pies without a stop.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kNyiMgU8mU
CREATURE decided to join the FBMC today because when he weighed himself the scales said "to be continued" So what do you think; Does CREATURE qualify????
SOunds like you more than qualify CREATURE.
Yep, reckon Creature is in their. ++1 with you on that MD
Could be worse. I once stood on the scales and the thing was heard to groan "one at a time please" Cheeky bastard!!
Like that one Pogo, good effort
if god wanted us to go on diets, he would have given us willpower
