The Sharif don't like it!
Henchman 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.
Henchman 21: Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!
Henchman 24: Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs.
Henchman 21: Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They're mammals!
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
BMW Motorrad
Mate! What are you smoking tonight?
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Hardcore Biker
Hahaha, that's awesome!
Smurfs are blue negroes.
<3
Omg Venture Bros!!
fucking win!!
Hardcore Biker
The Brak show wins more!
<3
Originally Posted by Metalor
Metalocalypse wins most tho
Workin' Socially!
As the former president of the Smurf Club when I was at primary school I would have to concur with Henchman 21.
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
The Sharif don't like it!
Go team Venture!
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Forum whore
Hardcore Biker
That's a lightswitch.... OF TOTAL DEVASTAION!!!
Yea, Metalocalypse is win aaaaaaas. Was watching it yesterday actually
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