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    Quote Originally Posted by normajeane View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    We all look friggen yummy as all get out in our gear, trust me on this
    I must second this point. A woman in bike gear does it for me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rosie631 View Post
    ................... OMG - looked in the mirror. What a shocker. I am broad enough in the beam without padded lining and armour!! ...................
    ok - reality check

    if you bought them as a fashion statement you've wasted your money [we ALL do - they flatter NOone]

    but if you bought them with safety and snug in mind - you are a winner, no?

    personally, i think your purchase makes you a winner!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Elegant is not what is important here, you will be safe, and hopefully warm!

    We all look friggen yummy as all get out in our gear, trust me on this
    All good Mom,problem being from my experiance it takes a few more hours to get em off than what it did for you lot to pour yourselves into em.Almost easier to say "wake me when your done".
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    All good Mom,problem being from my experiance it takes a few more hours to get em off than what it did for you lot to pour yourselves into em.Almost easier to say "wake me when your done".
    The consummate romantic...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    All good Mom,problem being from my experiance it takes a few more hours to get em off than what it did for you lot to pour yourselves into em.Almost easier to say "wake me when your done".
    The worst part of that truism is trying to get the bloody stuff off when desperate for a pee! Bloody hell, layer upon layer and all sorts of velcro and zips makes it a nightmare
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    Nonono,

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    So in order to answer your question do we get to see this arse or not?

    Yes a woman in leather does it for me.
    I follow the 50/50/90 rule.
    Anytime I have a 50/50 chance of getting it right there is a 90% probability I will get it wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    The worst part of that truism is trying to get the bloody stuff off when desperate for a pee! Bloody hell, layer upon layer and all sorts of velcro and zips makes it a nightmare
    Not to mention the need-to-pee-bad-dance that you do, which also can bring on beads of sweat over your body, of course increasing the struggle with all those layers, velcro and zips
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Not to mention the need-to-pee-bad-dance that you do, which also can bring on beads of sweat over your body, of course increasing the struggle with all those layers, velcro and zips
    Leather AND beads of sweat over your body.....hubba hubba drool!
    I follow the 50/50/90 rule.
    Anytime I have a 50/50 chance of getting it right there is a 90% probability I will get it wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpatz View Post
    Leather AND beads of sweat over your body.....hubba hubba drool!
    Hmmmmmm you may want to be a bit more specific

    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Not to mention the need-to-pee-bad-dance that you do, which also can bring on beads of sweat over your body, of course increasing the struggle with all those layers, velcro and zips
    The variations of the wee dance are classic. Are you a front to back kinda chick or more of a side to side motion one?
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Are you a front to back kinda chick or more of a side to side motion one?
    i think only asian chicks wipe side to side

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    tooooooooo Much! LOL Rosie, Long as your arse is well protected don't worry about a thing deary, the blokes will follow you anywhere in leathers.
    Every day above ground is a good day!:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    The variations of the wee dance are classic. Are you a front to back kinda chick or more of a side to side motion one?
    I am a front to back, side to side and up and down kinda girl. Looks kinda like an epileptic trying to pole dance really
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I am a front to back, side to side and up and down kinda girl. Looks kinda like an epileptic trying to pole dance really
    Need video.... Post it on youtube

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