A Northern Territory aboriginal farm-hand radios back to the manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's
Ok but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my ute and is
Wriggling & squealing so much I cannot get him out".
The manager says "OK there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it out and
Shoot the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him".
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss.
Took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
Bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on."
"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager.
"Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The back wheel and the flashing blue
Light is wedged under the right front wheel arch.....................
Boss, you there boss??
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Originally Posted by Albert
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