Kids are great

**Slipstream** · 18th March 2005, 16:03

While posting, my 2 year old mop top climbs up on my knee and points to a mole on my neck.

"what's that?"

"it's a mole sweetie"

"mole?"

"yes"

"moley mole?"

"yes"

*jumps off lap and runs wildly around small flat at loudest possible volume*

"moley, moley, moley, moley, moley, moley, moley, moley, moley ....."

Kids huh....you gotta love 'em .... specially rolled up in focciacia bread with pesto

**inlinefour** · 18th March 2005, 16:08

there is room for all Gods' lovely creatures on this earth. In between two slices of bread.

**Coyote** · 18th March 2005, 16:09

You have to catch that stuff on video to show them when they're older

**James Deuce** · 18th March 2005, 16:10

No they're not. They're expensive and they leak.

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th March 2005, 16:10

Count the ways we love 'em eh?

Once we have them, the little critters sort of drill their way into our hearts & we forget what life without them was like. (Parents must develop an amnesia gene).

**James Deuce** · 18th March 2005, 16:14

Originally Posted by MSTRS

(Parents must develop an amnesia gene).

No they don't. I want my life back. One of my workmates turned up to work with vomit on his shoes yesterday. He had a great Wednesday night. I cleaned up poo. Not his I might add, one of my little treasures has the runs.

NC · 18th March 2005, 16:16

Oh Lil is a cutie

I always enjoy the welcome I get from them when I come to your house

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th March 2005, 16:19

Originally Posted by Jim2

No they don't. I want my life back. One of my workmates turned up to work with vomit on his shoes yesterday. He had a great Wednesday night. I cleaned up poo. Not his I might add, one of my little treasures has the runs.

Nice....just burst my bubble of warm fuzzies. Revenge time - just wait til your's are teenagers, you will remember today's little tribulations with fondness. Ha! I say, Ha!

**Slipstream** · 18th March 2005, 16:21

Originally Posted by NC30_chick

Oh Lil is a cutie

I always enjoy the welcome I get from them when I come to your house

What the baby tackle and boob grab???

NC · 18th March 2005, 16:24

Originally Posted by Slipstream

What the baby tackle and boob grab???

LOL

**Skunk** · 18th March 2005, 16:29

I'm glad I'm not having any.
(OK there is one that is mine, but was never with me - he'll be 17 this year and I've missed the whole growing up thing.)
Thank God for nieces...

**Motu** · 18th March 2005, 16:41

A few days ago my 12 yr old boy pulls up his shirt and scratches himself...he's covered in spots! WTF! 'What's that?'...''oh,just flea bites'' (the cat has a shit load of fleas)....'that's more than flea bites boy,let's see your legs''...his legs are covered too,I tilt up his chin and his neck is covered in small spots too.'How you been feeling lately?'....''I'm ok,had a bit of a cold the other day'' - 'BLOODY HELL,YOU SILLY LITTLE BUGGA,you've got CHICKEN POX!'

''Yeah,whatever'' he says.Jeez,kids are no worries eh?

**crazylittleshit** · 18th March 2005, 16:45

kids are great as long as you can give them back.............................................. ....

**ZorsT** · 18th March 2005, 20:48

Im sure that Alarumba and all those other youngins will agree with me here

we are awesome

**Waylander** · 18th March 2005, 23:47

Depends on the age... Can't stand the ones that just lay about and cry all the time. It's when they grow out of that that they become fun. Like chasing them around the house playing tag or what not, that is fun. But when I am trying to relax and all I hear is some little baby or very young kid crying it just iritates the hell out of me.
Also when they yell for everything they say...
You know I don't think it's noisy kids I don't like but just random noise altogether.:spudwhat:

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