Constapation or the runs?

**driftn** · 1st June 2009, 16:38

So I saw a rod sign the other day which got me to thinking.

Would you rather be constapated or have dihorea?

Thats that nice and simple really.

**short-circuit** · 1st June 2009, 16:41

Originally Posted by driftn

So I saw a rod sign the other day which got me to thinking.

Would you rather be constapated or have dihorea?

Thats that nice and simple really.

Depends how severe - but if it's your average run of the mill dose, I'll have constipation please (less work)

**Blackshear** · 1st June 2009, 16:41

That's a difficult question, but not quite as difficult as constipation.
The runs all the way. Carry a bowl with me wherever I may go, which will NOT be out of the house till it's over.

**sunhuntin** · 1st June 2009, 16:44

trots here. have had the other at the same time i had glandular fever. now that was a fun month

**gatch** · 1st June 2009, 16:44

LOL The million dollar question.

Ever been a week without taking a dump, its fuckin terrible...

**short-circuit** · 1st June 2009, 16:44

I'll say it now - I think thread has great potential.

For the record: I'm still solid on constipation

**gatch** · 1st June 2009, 16:46

I bet this thread will run on and on...

**Blackshear** · 1st June 2009, 16:47

Originally Posted by short-circuit

I'll say it now - I think thread has great potential.

For the record: I'm still solid on constipation

It does have great potential, but I think it's a matter of how much the thread will move.

**Headbanger** · 1st June 2009, 16:48

I once had constipation to the point I had to insert a suppository to get it to move.

And once it softened enough to move, Move it did, and FUCK IT WAS PAINFUL.

I'll take the squirts thanks, at least with that you can control it by not eating.

**Virago** · 1st June 2009, 16:49

'Tis better to stain than strain..

**Blackshear** · 1st June 2009, 16:50

Originally Posted by Headbanger

I once had constipation to the point I had to insert a suppository to get it to move.

And once it softened enough to move, Move it did, and FUCK IT WAS PAINFUL.

I'll take the squirts thanks, at least with that you can control it by not eating.

I could only imagine the happy, euphoric feeling of your lowers chugging something along, right before it ripped you a new one, tapdancing around the tiles

**short-circuit** · 1st June 2009, 16:55

Originally Posted by Blackshear

It does have great potential, but I think it's a matter of how much the thread will move.

Still pro "the shits" there I see

**driftn** · 1st June 2009, 17:01

Yes I my self would take the shits.

After I had sergery on my wrist (hand slipped off and hit the basin) the pain killers I was on choked things up down there for a few weeks,

.They then prescribed me some thing that I did not know the name of after a quick google search the big long name translated to STOOL SOFTNERS

still hurt like shit (no pun intended).

**Blackshear** · 1st June 2009, 17:02

Originally Posted by short-circuit

Still pro "the shits" there I see

Quite. I think of it as a really cheap and nasty colonic.
Drink lots of water and eat lots porridge!

**Hitcher** · 1st June 2009, 17:03

Originally Posted by driftn

So I saw a rod sign the other day which got me to thinking.

Would you rather be constapated or have dihorea?

Where was this famous sign? The BDOTGNZA will go and fix it immediately!

Is a "rod" sign something you stick up your arse to unblock the "constapation"?

Dear, dear, dear.

For the record, it's constipation and diarrhoea.