Visiting KB'rs around the country!

[Conquiztador]

I have 3 young boys who live with me fulltime. Their mum has them every second w/e. That is when I have travelled to see my now ex gf.

Thanks to a little gin I have just had a brain explosion! I will every second w/e travel to see an interesting KB'r (OK, anyone who can handle me will be considered interesting...)

So here is my plan: Every second w/e I find someone who is prepared to set me up in a bed and I will enrich their life with my tales. I will pay for my own costs. Only the company is needed.

Brilliant!

Now I just sit here and wait for all the offers... waiting...,

[Blackshear]

I'll ask my mum, shall I?
'Mum some old guy is gonna stay the night some weekend!'
"Who?"
'I dunno, his name is Conquiztador.'
"No, Chris."

I tried

[ajturbo]

you KNOW i would love to get you in a room with me.......

a few bourbons/beer/other poison.

and just see how much shit we can talk....


once i find a place to live that is...

[Conquiztador]

I'll ask my mum, shall I?
'Mum some old guy is gonna stay the night some weekend!'
"Who?"
'I dunno, his name is Conquiztador.'
"No, Chris."

I tried

Ur mum hot?

[CookMySock]

Theres pocketbike racing on here next weekend. Come over and have a go if you like.

Steve

[Conquiztador]

you KNOW i would love to get you in a room with me.......

a few bourbons/beer/other poison.

and just see how much shit we can talk....


once i find a place to live that is...

Excuses. A hotel room for the w/e will do. Long as they have secure parking.

[Conquiztador]

Theres pocketbike racing on here next weekend. Come over and have a go if you like.

Steve

Cheers. Next w/e is mine with the boys. But w/e after? And do I end up sleeping with someone that has bikes in his pocket?

[Blackshear]

Ur mum hot?

She weighs more than me, and I'm about 6' 1".
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! So open your eyes once you've got a grip on sommat.

[wbks]

Well this is a very awkward thread
@blackshear - Did you really just describe your mother to an old dude looking for someone to sleep with every second weekend ?

[FJRider]

Theres pocketbike racing on here next weekend. Come over and have a go if you like.

Steve

You buggers must have bloody deep pockets then .... (and short arms)

[Conquiztador]

Well this is a very awkward thread
@blackshear - Did you really just describe your mother to an old dude looking for someone to sleep with every second weekend ?

U have to put it in to context. Once the age creeps up every day could be your last.

[wbks]

U have to put it in to context. Once the age creeps up every day could be your last.

I think everyone can relate to their dad gradually getting creepyer by the day... A "friend" of mine's dad used to occasionally give a glance to a younger chick in a mini skirt, but as the years past it turned to damaged bonnets from regularly driving into the back of cars while looking at someone on the beach as they drove past, and eventually openly admitting it

[MsKABC]

This thread is useless without pics!

[Conquiztador]

This thread is useless without pics!

But...

I have no idea what bike I have next week. Tend to buy and sell. Currently a K100.

Or were you talking about sumtin else???

[CookMySock]

Cheers. Next w/e is mine with the boys. But w/e after? And do I end up sleeping with someone that has bikes in his pocket?

Dunno whats on then. Adding you to my contacts list.. just txt me and head over if you are bored. You have the caravan to yourself so you can snore the place down.

Steve