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  1. 1st June 2009, 22:18 #1
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    Paper doesn't grow on trees...

    Chocolate fish cant swim,
    Mis-scarriages don't have wheels,
    The pope does wear a funny hat,
    Bears do shit in the woods,

    Any more?
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    Man, I had a couple pages of this shit in a joke book somewhere.
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    I know, it is getting late isnt it?! Hadnt heard that one though.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by saltydog View Post
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