7 reasons unmarried couples are more likely to split

[Bob]

They’re not married
They’re not going out
They don’t know each other
They do know each other
They’ve killed each other
They want to avoid the years and years of pent-up frustration and anguish and overwhelming despair that inevitably result from being legally bound to the same stultifying, overweight, under-sexed splodge for the rest of their natural life
One of them is Pete Doherty

[WINJA]

TO SAVE MY SELF YEARS OF FRUSTRATION GETTING MARRIED I TOOK A SHORT CUT . I FOUND A HOUSE I REALLY LIKE AND BOUGHT IT , THEN I WENT AND FOUND A WOMAN I REALLY HATE. I GAVE HER THE HOUSE AND ALL MY MONEY AND WALKED AWAY.

[Joni]

TO SAVE MY SELF YEARS OF FRUSTRATION GETTING MARRIED I TOOK A SHORT CUT . I FOUND A HOUSE I REALLY LIKE AND BOUGHT IT , THEN I WENT AND FOUND A WOMAN I REALLY HATE. I GAVE HER THE HOUSE AND ALL MY MONEY AND WALKED AWAY.

creative approach if nothing else...

[James Deuce]

At least it won't breeed that way.

[Joni]

At least it won't breeed that way.

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[NC]

At least it won't breeed that way.

Self fornication...heh

[curious george]

They’re not married
They’re not going out
They don’t know each other
They do know each other
They’ve killed each other
They want to avoid the years and years of pent-up frustration and anguish and overwhelming despair that inevitably result from being legally bound to the same stultifying, overweight, under-sexed splodge for the rest of their natural life
One of them is Pete Doherty

Well, second time I've read it, still don't get it. Funny, sad, what? What?