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  1. 2nd June 2009, 22:36 #1
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    Sales quotes that need to go away:

    As per the title, which quotes used frequently in sales materials (print, radio or TV) need to go away.

    My thoughts:

    "It's our birthday, but we're giving you the presents"

    (In Winter)
    "The weather is cold, but our prices are hot"

    (In Summer)
    "The weather is hot, but our prices are cool"

    Any more??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    As per the title, which quotes used frequently in sales materials (print, radio or TV) need to go away.

    My thoughts:

    "It's our birthday, but we're giving you the presents"

    (In Winter)
    "The weather is cold, but our prices are hot"

    (In Summer)
    "The weather is hot, but our prices are cool"

    Any more??
    Pretty much anything 'witty' like that.
    Chris' cool cars, wheel-e cold deals on wheels.

    Basically anything a 5 year old, or me, can come up with.
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    "Were up to $X
    Now FROM $Y"

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    this thead is scary for anyone in Business, I mean what can we say lol ?

    buy this its discounted ?
    Ive run out of fucks to give
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    this thead is scary for anyone in Business, I mean what can we say lol ?

    buy this its discounted ?
    No, no, no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    this thead is scary for anyone in Business, I mean what can we say lol ?

    buy this its discounted ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Runout special
    If they've run out, why advertise?
    On a similar note:

    Buy now, and beat the price rises.
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