From NotAlwaysRight.Com:

Wham, Bam, Thank You…

I’m taking applications for Supplementary Welfare Benefits. A young woman with a baby takes a seat and I take her and the baby’s details.)

Me: “…and what is the name of your baby’s father?”

Customer: “I don’t know his name.”

Me: “Well, can you at least give a physical description and approximate age?”

Customer: “No, I can’t. It was night, and he never took off his crash helmet…”