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    Does my arse look big in these?

    Just got my first pair of proper bike pants. Usually just ride in jeans but doing the brass this weekend so thought I'd better get my act together. OMG - looked in the mirror. What a shocker. I am broad enough in the beam without padded lining and armour!! Oh well, I may not look elegant, but at least I'll be safe and warm.

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    How many pick handles across is it, Rosie?
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    It's all relative, because we women all look a little bit bigger in leather bike pants. And by the time you put a jacket on the top half, everything is back in proportion. Don't worry, most men go crazy for a woman in motorcycle leathers anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by rosie631 View Post
    Oh well, I may not look elegant, but at least I'll be safe and warm.
    Elegant is not what is important here, you will be safe, and hopefully warm!

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    How many pick handles across is it, Rosie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsKABC View Post
    It's all relative, because we women all look a little bit bigger in leather bike pants. And by the time you put a jacket on the top half, everything is back in proportion. Don't worry, most men go crazy for a woman in motorcycle leathers anyway
    Or if they dont we give them the bash
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    Giz a look ooww ? Where da pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Or if they dont we give them the bash
    Or the boot....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameis View Post
    Giz a look ooww ? Where da pics
    Yes, I must say - this thread is useless without pics!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rosie631 View Post
    Just got my first pair of proper bike pants. Usually just ride in jeans but doing the brass this weekend so thought I'd better get my act together. OMG - looked in the mirror. What a shocker. I am broad enough in the beam without padded lining and armour!! Oh well, I may not look elegant, but at least I'll be safe and warm.
    TASSELS, lotsa tassels. Put them on yr ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsKABC View Post
    It's all relative, because we women all look a little bit bigger in leather bike pants. And by the time you put a jacket on the top half, everything is back in proportion. Don't worry, most men go crazy for a woman in motorcycle leathers anyway
    Big arse is a big arse no matter what you wrap it inDont worry Rosie sure your arse will look fineYou lot get it easy compared to us,no matter what you call it,receding hairline/thinning blah blah blah its still bloody balding
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    I recently got new pants and not only does my arse look big in them but when I sit on the bike they go all "novus" on me

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    My bum looks completely non-existant in my leather pants
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    Quote Originally Posted by normajeane View Post
    TASSELS, lotsa tassels. Put them on yr ass
    Oh yeah and the HARLEY, well thats cool and might just draw them away from other things!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSin View Post
    I recently got new pants and not only does my arse look big in them but when I sit on the bike they go all "novus" on me
    Get a jacket that zips to your pants then!
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