Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 33

Thread: That's twice! Another gripping tale.

  1. #1
    Join Date
    20th November 2002 - 11:00
    Bike
    SW-125R(F4-TF125), ZXRD400, RD250LC
    Location
    Wellington, New Zealand,
    Posts
    5,963
    Blog Entries
    36

    That's twice! Another gripping tale.

    It was a dark but calm night. The street lights cast dark shadows into places that otherwise would seem safe.

    He thumbed the remote in his hand as he approached the van. It was parked as always; slightly askew on the concrete pad in front of the house.

    He wasn't really keen on driving it. He knew the windows would be fogged and the engine and fan together would take their time about clearing it. Still, it wasn't a bad van. Better than the car they used to own.

    The fact that he had dug out the whole area the van was parked in always made him realise what a difference he had made to the place. Not to mention the large tree he had single handedly dug out and put on the trailer.

    The van flashed it's indicators as it should to confirm it was now unlocked and the engine enabled. He walked around the front of the van and into the shadows reaching for the door handle.

    His heart leap to his mouth, hands recoiling in horror.

    It was back!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    11th December 2004 - 20:46
    Bike
    2018 Ducati Monster 797
    Location
    In a boot
    Posts
    5,250
    Blog Entries
    38
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! ::

  3. #3
    Join Date
    4th November 2003 - 00:41
    Bike
    Yamama R6 & Frankie the Bucket
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    1,955
    Thanks for the bike ramp Skunk...


















    ...and, you're welcome
    The Unknown Rider

  4. #4
    Join Date
    8th November 2007 - 18:58
    Bike
    2005 Firestorm
    Location
    Wgtn
    Posts
    3,333
    Blog Entries
    37
    Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and the GRIPPING continues....was it good for you Slinger?

  5. #5
    Join Date
    4th November 2003 - 00:41
    Bike
    Yamama R6 & Frankie the Bucket
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    1,955
    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and the GRIPPING continues....was it good for you Slinger?
    It was great!

    At first I didn't think I could pull it off...Skunk came out to the road to check out the ute and I thought that was my opportunity lost. Into the ute I get...Skunk wanders back through the gate, I jump out and to "check the stuff is in the back" while actually making sure the coast is clear...it is!!!

    The deed is done!
    The Unknown Rider

  6. #6
    Join Date
    8th November 2007 - 18:58
    Bike
    2005 Firestorm
    Location
    Wgtn
    Posts
    3,333
    Blog Entries
    37
    Quote Originally Posted by Slingshot View Post
    It was great!

    At first I didn't think I could pull it off...Skunk came out to the road to check out the ute and I thought that was my opportunity lost. Into the ute I get...Skunk wanders back through the gate, I jump out and to "check the stuff is in the back" while actually making sure the coast is clear...it is!!!

    The deed is done!
    oooo you sneaky sneaky

  7. #7
    Join Date
    11th December 2004 - 20:46
    Bike
    2018 Ducati Monster 797
    Location
    In a boot
    Posts
    5,250
    Blog Entries
    38
    The Unknown Rider sneaks on in and strikes again!!!

  8. #8
    Join Date
    20th November 2002 - 11:00
    Bike
    SW-125R(F4-TF125), ZXRD400, RD250LC
    Location
    Wellington, New Zealand,
    Posts
    5,963
    Blog Entries
    36
    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    oooo you sneaky sneaky
    Wanker is the word your looking for. Last time he borrows some else's ramp off me, I can tell you.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    15th September 2004 - 22:33
    Bike
    Hornet 900
    Location
    Capital town
    Posts
    3,471
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! ::
    What she said.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    4th November 2003 - 00:41
    Bike
    Yamama R6 & Frankie the Bucket
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    1,955
    Karma's a bitch!

    I dropped the R6 off that farken ramp this morning when I was trying to load it on the ute.

    It landed upside down, but no major damage...it some scratches and scrapes.
    The Unknown Rider

  11. #11
    Join Date
    20th November 2002 - 11:00
    Bike
    SW-125R(F4-TF125), ZXRD400, RD250LC
    Location
    Wellington, New Zealand,
    Posts
    5,963
    Blog Entries
    36
    Fuck. I wouldn't have wished that on anyone! Hope the scratches buff out...

  12. #12
    Join Date
    11th December 2004 - 20:46
    Bike
    2018 Ducati Monster 797
    Location
    In a boot
    Posts
    5,250
    Blog Entries
    38
    Well that sucks!! Dodgy planks of wood, geeeze!

  13. #13
    Join Date
    15th May 2007 - 11:26
    Bike
    Triumph Speed Four
    Location
    SouthDorker
    Posts
    2,343
    From my recollection of said van, there is also a very efficient set of brakes that tend to slam any smartmouthing back passengers violently forward causing much merriment for those not involved, and many more curses for the jolted.

    Me thinks I am soon due for another visit to Wellywood for a gripping session of my own.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

  14. #14
    Join Date
    11th December 2004 - 20:46
    Bike
    2018 Ducati Monster 797
    Location
    In a boot
    Posts
    5,250
    Blog Entries
    38
    that was funny eh! Never ever muck about with the van driver!!!

  15. #15
    Join Date
    20th November 2002 - 11:00
    Bike
    SW-125R(F4-TF125), ZXRD400, RD250LC
    Location
    Wellington, New Zealand,
    Posts
    5,963
    Blog Entries
    36
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Well that sucks!! Dodgy planks of wood, geeeze!
    T'was a nice alloy ramp...

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •