Blimey, would you believe it.....
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Blimey, would you believe it.....
NEDWN VIII
eeyoh eeyoh ee always does that.
Missing my buddy Morepower
He looks abit bummed out......
The instructions are simple...
THE DONKEY
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the
animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of
the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
... like a sex machine.Originally Posted by MSTRS
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Hardsnore Biker
I thought BDOTGNZA mob would have turned up for this thread by now - but nothing to see here move on....
The instructions are simple...
We did. We found nothing wrong. And since we're not known for splitting hares, we moved on...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Naughty Gentleman Biker
Yay, this thread's all about me!
The Bride says I'm an Asshole, I do step on up like a sex machine (whatever that chuffin means) and I'm hung like a donkey
She does always snigger when she says I'm hung like a donkey though, even with the arm lock applied.
Oh bugger
Pasta La Vista
Hung like a mouse myself.
A hippopotoMOUSE!
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
It's funk, so I suppose it's safe to assume it's about getting it on (whatever that chuffin means).
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Hardcore Biker
Gosh, whole new meaning to "donkey drop"
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