
Originally Posted by
McDuck
To lazy to 'do' her own carrots, fark me
If you listen carefully, she becomes slightly breathless just from opening the bag of carrots.
But what gets me is the ingredients. Remember that this is a "salad"
1 x Can sweetened condensed milk
1 x Cup of sugar
1 x Cup of vinegar
1 x Pint jar of mayonnaise
1 x Pound of macaroni
1 x Green pepper
3 x Stalks of Celery
1 x Onion
2 x Cups shredded carrots
And you just know that she's going to eat the whole bowl in one sitting...
The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.
--T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
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