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    Quote Originally Posted by McDuck View Post
    To lazy to 'do' her own carrots, fark me
    If you listen carefully, she becomes slightly breathless just from opening the bag of carrots.

    But what gets me is the ingredients. Remember that this is a "salad"

    1 x Can sweetened condensed milk
    1 x Cup of sugar
    1 x Cup of vinegar
    1 x Pint jar of mayonnaise
    1 x Pound of macaroni
    1 x Green pepper
    3 x Stalks of Celery
    1 x Onion
    2 x Cups shredded carrots

    And you just know that she's going to eat the whole bowl in one sitting...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forest View Post
    If you listen carefully, she becomes slightly breathless just from opening the bag of carrots.

    But what gets me is the ingredients. Remember that this is a "salad"

    1 x Can sweetened condensed milk
    1 x Cup of sugar
    1 x Cup of vinegar
    1 x Pint jar of mayonnaise
    1 x Pound of macaroni
    1 x Green pepper
    3 x Stalks of Celery
    1 x Onion
    2 x Cups shredded carrots

    And you just know that she's going to eat the whole bowl in one sitting...
    And when you look at the 'one cup of sugar' it is more like two.

    Interesting comments tho

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    fuck in hungry now ..


    gonna whip up a big ole helping of Gravy and Buttermilk Biscuts
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    Hey guys n gals,

    Dont fret over the type of food (not to mention the cost in these difficult times)

    Simply order a "Fat Bloke in a Box"

    Tis done....
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    Some of those things make me go ewww yuck, (peatnute buttern and banana sammich is one!), but most of it makes me go "goddamn i want one".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forest View Post
    If you listen carefully, she becomes slightly breathless just from opening the bag of carrots.

    But what gets me is the ingredients. Remember that this is a "salad"

    1 x Can sweetened condensed milk
    1 x Cup of sugar
    1 x Cup of vinegar
    1 x Pint jar of mayonnaise
    1 x Pound of macaroni
    1 x Green pepper
    3 x Stalks of Celery
    1 x Onion
    2 x Cups shredded carrots

    And you just know that she's going to eat the whole bowl in one sitting...
    The thing that concerned me, is the feeling that I want to be sick looking at the overkill of sugary/fatty ingredients!!

    With that that in mind, I considered...
    What will that look like coming back up?
    Exactly the same as it went down ?

    Looks like "hurl fodder"! YUK!

    Probably be quite nice minus the 2 cups of sugar, PINT of mayo, and can of condensed cream!???
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    LOL! Hurry, add more lard, kuz i dnt wanna walk out that door alive! No wounder 25% of americans are clinically obese and rising!
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    Just couple of em seems alright... But some seems inhumane to consume!

    I like the idea of "Bacone" lol


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