Nope. Did anyone tell you that you are a sick puppy?Originally Posted by Blackshear
The instructions are simple...
Nope. Did anyone tell you that you are a sick puppy?
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
I haz a bieks :D
Limited access. Guy wanted all of his shitty soil out the back of his yard, wheelbarrow by wheelbarrow, into his new garden thing...
I actually drank a whole 4-pack of Mother.
Just a slow leasurely push around Devonport from Birkdale, nothing extreme.
I've always had these tough lumps of skin on both hands, figured it was normal.
Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
could catch a monkey
Thought that looked familiar. Entire article:
http://www.cracked.com/article_17432...ally-true.html
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Just skip by our place, won't you...
Mine are close in length and my wife will confirm I'm totally hetero...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Just a Dog
Used to do that shit once apon a time, used to be first to help mates lift engine blocks out too, but now i'm usually last off the stool and first to take a step back !
You can either laugh about it or think about it !
I prefer to share the load over 4 fingers ! Nanoo nanoo shuzbuttthen it's just a matter of figuring out what to use the open gob for !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Meeeeeeeeeh
OMG this thread is like soo gay!
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Hmm. Wonder if this applies to both hands?
If so, my right hand is a raging testosterone ridden bastard and my left hand is a homo.
Next time I have a wank I'll try sticking one of my left fingers up my arse.
The instructions are simple...
What if your arse is hetero? Would that be like rape?
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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