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Thread: There is something outside.

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    There is something outside.

    I have moved into my sleepout downstairs.
    It boarders on the bush.
    On the back is a bit of a toolshed.
    Well... last night something has taken up residence in it.
    Its to big for a possum or bush rat.
    I can hear it banging about.
    Think it may be a wid pig.
    Was going to go and have a look.. but i think wild boars get a bit testy if you wake them up in the middle of the night.
    Going to wait till the sun comes up and venture out there.
    And that is the honest truth your honour..

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    Scary shit Kev, stay inside kidda, although I have noticed very small animolds sp can make a very big noise in the dead of night.Or is it worse than that? have you seen a fuggin big mofo of a shadow?. Right, I've scared myself now, I'm going back to bed.
    Oh bugger

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    Never mind it getting a bit 'Testy'.

    Roast it on a spit and it will get very 'Tasty'.

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    You big brave biker..
    Ride it until the wheels fall off...

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    It was a fat hairy lady.

    a.k.a. a bushy pig.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kickha
    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle
    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    It was big orrible and hairy.
    One of the boys comes home with a 40oz under his arm
    Cant navigate the steps up to the house
    and deciced to sleep in the toolshed.
    little prick,, scared me half to death.
    hope he froze
    And that is the honest truth your honour..

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