Originally Posted by
James Deuce
I have enough single malt in my cabinet to last the res tof my life. A 6 pack will sit in the fridge for a month, and we love wine, but only get it in when we have company. Maybe 6 bottles a year.
I've been to your place, even if every single ccm of space that I didn't see was stuffed full with single-malt it would not last a life-time.
Unless you don't enjoy scotch at all, you'd need a bloody barn full of kegs to last you a life-time.
Originally Posted by
James Deuce
It'd be a flat shot from here. Windage and elevation.
You're about 12 km from the Beehive - a Barrett M82 has an effective range of 1,850 m and a maximum range of 6,800 m. You'd need an artillery piece to reach the Beehive (it would be more efficient too 
)
Anyway, we're talking about beers I suppose there's room for some exaggeration. 
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