Wearing the pants in your relationship...

**madbikeboy** · 9th June 2009, 22:51

Boys, this one is for you.

Is your wife bugging you, second guessing you, telling you how to ride, or even worse, telling you to get off your ass and help with the kids?

If you have any of these problems, then I have the solution for you.

http://www.surrenderedwife.com/

http://www.surrenderedwife.com/surre...ship_quiz.html

JRandom, can you loan your copy of the course to the rest of us..?

(In case anyone thinks I'm for real, I'm not - fuck this shit).

**SixPackBack** · 9th June 2009, 23:01

..............That bitch needs slappin' down to the ground.

**SARGE** · 9th June 2009, 23:06

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Boys, this one is for you.

Is your wife bugging you, second guessing you, telling you how to ride, or even worse, telling you to get off your ass and help with the kids?

If you have any of these problems, then I have the solution for you.

http://www.surrenderedwife.com/

http://www.surrenderedwife.com/surre...ship_quiz.html

JRandom, can you loan your copy of the course to the rest of us..?
(In case anyone thinks I'm for real, I'm not - fuck this shit).

Compassionate and practical, The Surrendered Wife is a step-by-step guide that teaches women how to:

* Give up unnecessary control and responsibility
* Express their needs while also respecting their husband's choices
* Resist the temptation to criticize, belittle or dismiss their husbands
* Trust their husbands in every aspect of marriage - from sexual to financial...and more.

The Surrendered Wife will show you how to transform a lonely marriage into a passionate union.

thats right .. now go make me a sandwich

**YellowDog** · 9th June 2009, 23:27

Surely the answer is as simple as getting the wife a gay male friend?

**crazyhorse** · 10th June 2009, 06:51

Its all about equality now fellas - so build a bridge and get over it LOL

**Fatt Max** · 10th June 2009, 07:12

Kenny summed it up in spectalar fashion

"Marriage is easy, just find someone you hate and buy them a house"

Classic....and fecking true sometimes

**madbikeboy** · 10th June 2009, 07:54

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

Its all about equality now fellas - so build a bridge and get over it LOL

I think you're missing the point - this is a woman advocating giving away her power...

**Katman** · 10th June 2009, 08:33

Hell, I always wear the pants in our relationship.

I just wish she wouldn't keep picking out the beige corduroy ones for me.

**Finn** · 10th June 2009, 08:36

Well, it's a start.

**Maha** · 10th June 2009, 08:37

I dont wear pants full stop.

**MsKABC** · 10th June 2009, 08:48

Originally Posted by Maha

I dont wear pants full stop.

We know!

**Maha** · 10th June 2009, 08:50

Originally Posted by MsKABC

We know!

Turn your web-cam off!!!!......

**MsKABC** · 10th June 2009, 09:13

I thoroughly recommend this book! It is excellent...

...for lighting fires, putting under table legs to stop them wobbling, throwing at your husband when he's being an arse. The uses are endless, really.