Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Important health advice

  1. #1
    Join Date
    18th July 2007 - 18:32
    Bike
    bike decoration, 02 1150Gs, 2015 Indian
    Location
    wif Mrs Shrek of course
    Posts
    3,205

    Important health advice

    IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

    > Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    > Do you suffer from shyness?

    > Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    > If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist

    > about Sauvignon Blanc

    > Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident

    > about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness

    > and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about

    > anything.

    > You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon almost immediately and with a

    > regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
    >
    > from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
    >
    > thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

    > Stop hiding and start living.

    > Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or

    > nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or

    > becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration , dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister!

    WARNINGS: -

    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can sing.

    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

    * The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

    Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as you feel may benefit!
    Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends. (John 15:13)

  2. #2
    Join Date
    5th February 2008 - 13:07
    Bike
    2006 Hyosung GT650R
    Location
    BOP
    Posts
    7,141
    Haha, thats good.

    Steve
    "I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
    "read what Steve says. He's right."
    "What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
    "I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
    "Wow, Great advise there DB."
    WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    6th June 2008 - 17:24
    Bike
    The Vixen - K8 GSXR600
    Location
    Behind keybd in The Tron
    Posts
    6,518
    I'll stick a copy of that in my next newsletter...might just poke the sales along...
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •