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    Ladies perspective on biker chicks!

    This thought crossed my mind while answering another thread. What type of reactions have you chickaz got from the other 3/4 of our species without two wheels? Anybody get particularly bad stories? or perhaps funny ones?
    Personally, i get dirty looks, perhaps dagger stare as her husband/bf checks my bike out or has a chat with me.
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    I think non biker women think biker women are skanky, slutty, covered in tatts, drink straight from the keg etc... etc...

    Well - the truth is, that is what the male bikers are like. Well, that's why Mrs. B fell for me
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kunoichi View Post
    i get dirty looks, perhaps dagger stare as her husband/bf checks my bike out or has a chat with me.
    Thats coz ur hot, and it makes bitches get all territorial, excepting the ones that wouldn't mind a bit of that as well. Ooh!

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    Surprise, admiration and sometimes envy. There was one bloke who got a clip round the ear from his wife for being too interested in what I was riding, but she was fine with me
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    well bitches get territorial whether u'r a biker or not if u'r even remotely good looking, which is ridiculous. I always say, u can look but u can't touch to my bf, and he says the same to me regarding males, other females aren't off limits to me, lol! But aside from that, purely the image of a chick riding a bike, i just wounder wot other chicks think.
    Philosophy 1: Bikers are so full of shit kuz we ride for so long, our butt cheeks mould into one, leaving one exit for shit to escape!

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    Some of the prissy misses that I work with seem to view me as a 'special being' you know like 'special needs' because I don't give a shit that my hair isn't perfect every day at work and I traipse into work lugging all my bike gear looking very unglamorous. They kind of look me up and down like OMG get that woman a GHD!!!

    Then there are the ones who are so cute with their admiration of a 'chick riding' as if it is considered something impossible for females to do or something?! I remember this one girl (much younger than I at the time) used to go on and on about how cool she thought it was that a chick rode bikes and how cool they are and how she would park next to me when she got her bike....which of course she was getting any minute now...along with her learners license as she had never even sat on a bike oh and I recall she saw herself getting a Harley. 12 years later guess what? Still no license let alone Harley. BTW...I didn't think they made Harleys in 250cc or for under $5K She was a sweetie though

    Frankly I don't get it. So what if we ride bikes? Big whoop...anyone who is 'amazed or feels threatened' by a chick because she rides nasty dangerous motorcycles needs to wake up and realise that we are not living in the dark ages anymore.

    BTW - Kunoichi sure you weren't just getting the stink eye from wives/gfs because you are a cutie and those husbands/bfs were just digging on you for that reason?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kunoichi View Post
    But aside from that, purely the image of a chick riding a bike
    From a bloke thats been riding 38 years believe me most times theres no indication there is a chick riding the bike when you come up behind one,contrary to popular belief in most cases theres no way leather is going to make your arses look any smaller.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    From a bloke thats been riding 38 years
    Geez you MUST really be an old bastard

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    LOL, yeah i think it's just woman thinking how they could never give up their glamour (make up and oh so precise hairdo) for helmet and leathers. But even those woman must admire biker chicks for the confidence to feel we don't need to look glamourous to feel good. LOL, tho i think i look damn hot in my leathers

    Um, i know i'm a natural flirt, but she would probably get my attention before him since i'v already got a partner. LOL, and any man daft enuf to try hit on me with his misus behind him is not worth talking to, unless his misus is interested in getting in too.

    LOL, well i know my ass definatly looks smaller in my leathers rather than my cordurals, but i tried to feminize my leathers with a white leather jacket, and usually have my hair flying out of my helmet. Hopefully that's enuf to say i'm a chick. LOL, one guy noticed wen over taking me on the motorway once, slowed down to say hi and took off. LOL
    Philosophy 1: Bikers are so full of shit kuz we ride for so long, our butt cheeks mould into one, leaving one exit for shit to escape!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Geez you MUST really be an old bastard
    Gettin there girl though i started at 9 on an SL125,blessed really,lived in the middle of nowhere with one of the best stretches of twistys on the doorstep and seldom a cop for miles.Dont worry your dream lives on mate,was just taking the piss....as ya do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    your dream lives on mate.
    sadly the dream ended a wee whiles ago...I am definitely under NO illusions in that department...just as well the rack makes up for the extra back

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    Quote Originally Posted by kunoichi View Post
    LOL, yeah i think it's just woman thinking how they could never give up their glamour (make up and oh so precise hairdo) for helmet and leathers. But even those woman must admire biker chicks for the confidence to feel we don't need to look glamourous to feel good. LOL, tho i think i look damn hot in my leathers

    Um, i know i'm a natural flirt, but she would probably get my attention before him since i'v already got a partner. LOL, and any man daft enuf to try hit on me with his misus behind him is not worth talking to, unless his misus is interested in getting in too.

    LOL, well i know my ass definatly looks smaller in my leathers rather than my cordurals, but i tried to feminize my leathers with a white leather jacket, and usually have my hair flying out of my helmet. Hopefully that's enuf to say i'm a chick. LOL, one guy noticed wen over taking me on the motorway once, slowed down to say hi and took off. LOL
    Never taken any notice of anyone that would call herself a "biker chick" though will add many of the best women ive met in my life ride bikes and couldnt give a fuck what anyone else thinks they look like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    sadly the dream ended a wee whiles ago...I am definitely under NO illusions in that department...just as well the rack makes up for the extra back
    Xactly mate and well said lol.Bit like us old bastards like me who whilst not happy with the Halo (mum used to say i was an angel?)on top have our manhood restored by growing itchy grey shit on our chins
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    growing itchy grey shit on our chins
    I think you can get cream for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    I think you can get cream for that
    Yep,1/2 an hour on ya knees at the end of the bed usually does it,organic.Edit.........hopefully nobody thinks........aww fuck it who cares.
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