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  1. 11th June 2009, 13:04 #16
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    Unlucky as hell. Hitler maybe still alive then!


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    not even going to click on it, morbid amusement is beneath me
    Ive run out of fucks to give
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    not even going to click on it, morbid amusement is beneath me
    But it's the best kind - and it's free!!
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    Oh geez! I dont really know what to think...
    Seeing the Dr holding his face together... Not a pretty sight.
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    Lmfao, imagine what went through his mind (PUN!!!! I MADE A PUN!) after he pulled the trigger but was still alive.

    Poor guy, just euthanise him, IMAGINE THE FUCKING PAIN HE IS IN.
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    For those that don't want to click on it but want to know what happens do tell.

    I couldn't watch it but could read about it...
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    Poor bastard.

    If this was an animal, the vet would euthanise him immediately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1vanvan1 View Post
    For those that don't want to click on it but want to know what happens do tell.

    I couldn't watch it but could read about it...
    Imagine somebody who has face-planted a chain-saw at full revs - and then continued on to land face-first on a log-splitter...
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    Was that definately a single 9mm (I don't know about guns)??

    Seems to have been a lot of damage for a single shot (basically torn the face in half)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Was that definately a single 9mm (I don't know about guns)??

    Seems to have been a lot of damage for a single shot (basically torn the face in half)?
    Rifle probably....or even shotty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Rifle probably....or even shotty.
    Righto - I hadn't thought of that cos the title was 9mm. I would have thought a shotgun would have made much more mess (i.e. the face was pretty much 'cut', wouldn't a shotty have mangled it more?)

    Cheers for that.
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    Delightful. Just delightful.

    So he lives to get it right next time.
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    Spankme, you visit some seriously gross porn sites man.
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    Suppose that guy cant speak! If he could...he be saying by now! put me out of my misery
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