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  1. 20th July 2009, 17:03 #46
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    This is a classic way to go

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    Mans beating heart clearly visible after tractor accident.

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  3. 28th July 2009, 19:09 #48
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    oh my fucking god that is horrible!!!!!! Take it off!!!!
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    Dammit! "tasteless" and "sex" websites are filtered on my work computer so none of those posted load up...will check 'em when I get home...NOT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    oh my fucking god that is horrible!!!!!! Take it off!!!!
    Why, you having tea right now?
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  6. 28th July 2009, 21:57 #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elysium View Post
    Why, you having tea right now?
    haha mum always brings up sick stuff like that during tea time!!


    and no I wasn't....it is just sick
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  7. 29th July 2009, 09:42 #52
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    "My heart leaps up when I behold a rainbow in the sky."
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    Think this guy took this quote too literally
    No body move... I dropped my brain
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