There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience ... but it was really
the dozen Tui-pies stashed .... up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller.... as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came"... was his favourite comment...
Grow older but never grow up
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