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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.
    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.
    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.
    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected sideburns between her milkyway chocolates.
    This reminded Kendog....

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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected...sideburns between her milky ... bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley...
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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected...sideburns between her milky ... bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley... forgotten as she touched...
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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected...sideburns between her milky ... bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley... forgotten as she touched a very hard, throbbing
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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected...sideburns between her milky ... bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley... forgotten as she touched a very hard, throbbing ... V Twin powered personal...
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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected...sideburns between her milky ... bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley... forgotten as she touched a very hard, throbbing ... V Twin powered personal... pimple on her nose
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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected...sideburns between her milky ... bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley... forgotten as she touched a very hard, throbbing ... V Twin powered personal... pimple on her nose..., which being large and phallic...
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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected...sideburns between her milky ... bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley... forgotten as she touched a very hard, throbbing ... V Twin powered personal... pimple on her nose..., which being large and phallic... threatened to overflow with
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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected...sideburns between her milky ... bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley... forgotten as she touched a very hard, throbbing ... V Twin powered personal... pimple on her nose..., which being large and phallic... threatened to overflow with.... indescribably repulsive runny green...

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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected...sideburns between her milky ... bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley... forgotten as she touched a very hard, throbbing ... V Twin powered personal... pimple on her nose..., which being large and phallic... threatened to overflow with.... indescribably repulsive runny green... lizards which had made...
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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected...sideburns between her milky ... bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley... forgotten as she touched a very hard, throbbing ... V Twin powered personal... pimple on her nose..., which being large and phallic... threatened to overflow with.... indescribably repulsive runny green... lizards which had made...nests in her girl-mo.
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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of.... finally getting hold of... a very LARGE box of ...glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place ... his large but neglected...sideburns between her milky ... bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley... forgotten as she touched a very hard, throbbing ... V Twin powered personal... pimple on her nose..., which being large and phallic... threatened to overflow with.... indescribably repulsive runny green... lizards which had made...nests in her girl-mo. However, being such a
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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of finally getting hold of a very LARGE box of glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place his large but neglected sideburns between her milky bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley forgotten as she touched a very hard, throbbing V Twin powered personal pimple on her nose, which being large and phallic threatened to overflow with indescribably repulsive runny green lizards which had made nests in her girl-mo. However, being such a ...fan of Paul Henry...

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    There once was a beautiful witch whose long hair was bright red and her nosehairs blew around her fine ankles with a very large phallic like nose extention ring. She came across like a deranged hippy stuck to her radiator after a bad trip with her tree huggin' lesbian orphaned pet lemming humping her leg in time with the latest number one hit by Pungent Garlic Fart.
    Her name was Trudes an she rode a bike that shat itself everytime it was least convenient like when she was overtaking a honda50 with her family onboard. She thought this was due to her inexperience but it was really the dozen Tui-pies stashed up her bike jacket/in the towed chiller as an offering to her hungry pillion who "sorry, I just came" was his favourite comment when he became excited.

    Trudes excited him because he had never before seen firm and supple hands.

    Stirts and Oakie could not fathom how to drink as much bourbon as the bogan biarch, while still remaining coherant but they managed to forcefeed each other with a carrot shaped like the inside of Oakie's very big umpaloolompahs Cialis enhanced Love Muscle but with large protruberances.

    This made Trudes feel extremely and most utterly breathless in anticipation of finally getting hold of a very LARGE box of glow in the dark choclates, neccessary to rekindle Kendogs desire to place his large but neglected sideburns between her milky bar and moro bar

    Trudes disappointment was absolutley forgotten as she touched a very hard, throbbing V Twin powered personal pimple on her nose, which being large and phallic threatened to overflow with indescribably repulsive runny green lizards which had made nests in her girl-mo. However, being such a fan of Paul Henry ...she yearned public ridicule...
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