How do I reclaim my man space?

[jono035]

1) Boltlock
2) Padlock
3) Sign asking if there are any questions

My god man... You'd never be able to use the bloody thing while there were mates around though... At least do the decent thing and install a proper deadbolt that can only be locked with the key...

On the other hand, bolt across the door while she is in there... see how well she can survive on bog roll and air freshener...

[P38]

If your truely the Man of your Man Space.

You'd have sorted it already.

Plainly your sis in law is the Man of your Man Space.

Get used to it or sort it.

[martybabe]

Have a few lager and curry evenings, Mart.
And chain the seat up.

that's a no go John, her nickname is Bombay lil, she eats vindaloos and drinks like an alcoholic fish, my need for tha loo would be much greater.

Bad news old son ... your "man space" is no longer. End of story. Period. All gone. Not a happening thing.....

But ... if she left .....

I fear you may be right old son, I just went for a waz , nearly choked on Lilly of the valley stink and came out to find she'd been listening to me tinkle, a queue out side a man bog !!! I can takes no more. Cling film over the bowl tomorrow, see how she likes them potatoes.

If your truely the Man of your Man Space.

You'd have sorted it already.

Plainly your sis in law is the Man of your Man Space.

Get used to it or sort it.

This is where men are sorted from the boys, this is where the line shall not be crossed, this is where Men shall be victorious....... THIS IS SPARTA!!!

grrrrrrr

Anyone got Chuck Norris's phone number

[Mikkel]

I just so happens to have a couple of left over claymore mines from the last batch - so annoying when supposed customers don't pick up their orders, but hey my bad luck is your luck...

Alternatively you could just spend a couple of minutes trying to impose a bit of order upon her quarters. I find that females really do not appreciate males trying to help them tidying up what they consider their's.

[Laava]

She'll wanna clean the bastard BBQ next

Surely you can relent just once and let her clean the BBQ with sauages?

[martybabe]

I just so happens to have a couple of left over claymore mines from the last batch - so annoying when supposed customers don't pick up their orders, but hey my bad luck is your luck...

Alternatively you could just spend a couple of minutes trying to impose a bit of order upon her quarters. I find that females really do not appreciate males trying to help them tidying up what they consider their's.

OOH, I think you may be on to something there mate, a bit of lateral thinking, mmm, a tidy up jaunt in her squalorful accomodation, yeees I likes the sound of that, hit her where it hurts.

Surely you can relent just once and let her clean the BBQ with sauages?

I like your style Dude.

Hey, I just noticed your signature mate, we watched once were warriors yesterday and the Bride bought some eggs today cause she's fed up of the none stop demands to COOK ME SOME EGGS! a small victory for MANkind eh. I love women but when you get down to it the're just not men are they???

[Skyryder]

Mice get some mice. Toy mice pet mice dead mice fat mice any kind of mice.

After your next flush plce selected mice in the appropiate place with lid up.

If that don't work get one of those life size dolls, keep her on the toilet seat with one of those witchtes brooms placed between the legs.

But hey why not go for over kill and use both Good luck


Skyyrder

[Mikkel]

Mice get some mice. Toy mice pet mice dead mice fat mice any kind of mice.

After your next flush plce selected mice in the appropiate place with lid up.

If that don't work get one of those life size dolls, keep her on the toilet seat with one of those witchtes brooms placed between the legs.

But hey why not go for over kill and use both Good luck

Well, according to Brett, an appropriate shopping list would include:

-Nailgun
-Cheese
-Very hungry rat
-Chainsaw
-An unhealthy dose of psycopathic inspiration...


I still reckon the easiest approach is to start tidying her stuff up. They really hate that!

[peasea]

Fer heavens sake is nothing sacred...I've got a toilet, a proper man's toilet where the toilet roll is never replaced, where I can sit in piece and do what men do, with oily stains round the sink form half washed hands and a reassuring dripping cistern No need to close the door on this little bit of real estate, it looks out into a man's garage full of motor bikes and muddy mountain bikes and tools and such.

The garage doors are seldom closed and I can look down the valley and marvel at the windswept palm trees and watch the traffic go about it's business, as I go about mine, thinking about the important things that women can't comprehend such as what bike to have next, how far can you actually throw a wayward computer and if you've got a flat tyre on a 4x4 is it a 3x4 or a 4x3, important things!!

Well that was two weeks ago, two weeks ago when everything was hunky bloomin dory in my little macho bolt hole but no more my friends tis no more.

The sister in Law has moved into the servant's quarters and I'm pretty pleased with the arrangement but slowly and surely, day by day, little things have been changing in Marty's bog. Subtle changes at first, soap ! ffs, spare toilet roll, air freshener!! a bloody towel even! hopping I wouldn't notice but the battle lines have been drawn now, no going back, the bird has crossed the line

She's only proposing to change the toilet mat! yeah, you read it right, the toilet mat, the soul of any toilet, been there since the house was built, it served the mighty Samoans before me, it's survived earthquakes, drunken wee wee competitions, oil, blood, ant infestations and yada yada yada, it's fookin history right there on the floor, Biiaaaatccchhhhh!

Come on guys, how the hell do I reclaim what's rightfully mine, how do I get my cave back, I hunt, I gather and I have a right to womans, eggs, and somewhere filthy to crapola in manly bliss. She'll wanna clean the bastard BBQ next How do I fill the place with luffly Testosterone once more and put the ying and yang back in the universe.

Take a dump on her pillow and tell her you'll stop doing that when she stays the fuck outta your space.

[Mom]

Come on Marty this is a no brainer for a clever bloke like you. If she has taken over your manly bog, then the answer is simple, you need to get your lovely bride on your side. The easiest way for this to happen is...


Turn the sheila's bog into yours They have wrecked your space, go wreck theres. Easy really, a few days of your manly influence on the "girls bog" and you will be banished back to your cave

[martybabe]

Take a dump on her pillow and tell her you'll stop doing that when she stays the fuck outta your space.

A little extreme P, funny though

Come on Marty this is a no brainer for a clever bloke like you. If she has taken over your manly bog, then the answer is simple, you need to get your lovely bride on your side. The easiest way for this to happen is...


Turn the sheila's bog into yours They have wrecked your space, go wreck theres. Easy really, a few days of your manly influence on the "girls bog" and you will be banished back to your cave

Bingo, tis like an enormous penny dropping honey. Attack behind enemy lines, I don't know about reclaiming the man cave, I shall bloody well be banished to it, yehaaa it's a win win. Bless ya girl. right I'm of to stamp some authority on the Bird's bog,see how they like them tomatoes xxxxx

[yungatart]

Come on Marty this is a no brainer for a clever bloke like you. If she has taken over your manly bog, then the answer is simple, you need to get your lovely bride on your side. The easiest way for this to happen is...


Turn the sheila's bog into yours They have wrecked your space, go wreck theres. Easy really, a few days of your manly influence on the "girls bog" and you will be banished back to your cave

You Bitch!
You stole my thunder!
That is exactly what I was going to say!

So you know, Marty, if two bitches are thinking the same thing, then it has to be right, eh? Shouldn't take days tho, with a man of your talents...a matter of mere hours, I would suggest!

[MsKABC]

I shall bloody well be banished to it, yehaaa it's a win win. Bless ya girl.

And the beauty of it is, it will seem like their idea!

May the force be with you!

[MSTRS:Me]

[MsKABC]

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You think that's bad? Try living with someone who insists on the toilet lid being left down all the time!