The Hororata Fugitive

**NZ CBR** · 30th April 2009, 13:15

Out here in lil old Hororata, everyone is on the the look out for William Stewart.

Now, Im ex Army so Ive always been one to think about different scenarios and how to be prepared to help end in a positive outcome. This is also past on to my partner, sometimes push on her! We have talked about allsorts of problems and both come up with hopefully helpfull solutions. In my eyes its being awear of these things that could save our lives.

So when I got up at 4am to go to work I thought this would be a great time to 'test' her reaction to an invader! (I know, what a jerk)

Needless to say she woke with a fright, but kicked straight into action, literally!! After a near broken nose and almost multiple stab wounds, Im pleased to say shes taking things on board! Also I think im sleeping outside!

I hope Im not the only one who trys to be prepared as you just never know.

Maybe taken a little too far...... but thats me. (a jerk)

**scumdog** · 30th April 2009, 13:25

Coulda been worse - she might have had a shotgun handy....

**NZ CBR** · 30th April 2009, 13:27

I think she wanted to grab it once she knew it was me!

**tigertim20** · 30th April 2009, 15:39

hahaha legend.

**The Pastor** · 30th April 2009, 17:20

why dont you go catch him, then hold him to ransom, saying "i have him capturd, $50 000 to release him!"

**NZ CBR** · 30th April 2009, 18:43

Originally Posted by renegade master

why dont you go catch him, then hold him to ransom, saying "i have him capturd, $50 000 to release him!"

I would but after that im grounded!!

**Squiggles** · 30th April 2009, 22:20

And to think i was in the shit for getting out the mask during scream3...

**NZ CBR** · 6th May 2009, 11:22

Originally Posted by NZ CBR

Out here in lil old Hororata, everyone is on the the look out for William Stewart.

Now, Im ex Army so Ive always been one to think about different scenarios and how to be prepared to help end in a positive outcome. This is also past on to my partner, sometimes push on her! We have talked about allsorts of problems and both come up with hopefully helpfull solutions. In my eyes its being awear of these things that could save our lives.

So when I got up at 4am to go to work I thought this would be a great time to 'test' her reaction to an invader! (I know, what a jerk)

Needless to say she woke with a fright, but kicked straight into action, literally!! After a near broken nose and almost multiple stab wounds, Im pleased to say shes taking things on board! Also I think im sleeping outside!

I hope Im not the only one who trys to be prepared as you just never know.

Maybe taken a little too far...... but thats me. (a jerk)

So as Karma would have it, I was driving to work at 5am and I was ambushed by a Cop mistaking me for the Fugitive I had just impersonated a week ago!!

Once he realized I was just on my way to work and not escaping to mexico, we had a laugh and he sent me on my way. He was cool. Which was lucky as the shity old ute I was in is more like something out of the Flintstones than a sufficient work truck.

So as I drove away with my lil heart beating like Vetch's ex wife, I thought how the missus will love the fact that Karma got me back!

Mite not tell her!