Correct answer to give st peter...

[skidMark]

This one... (from a fighter forum)

St. Peters: "Oh fuck bro dude! You're a fighterer too? God damn. Come see my fuckin unit man, the Nimbus 1400, turboed it last summer, nitrous, rebuilt the insides, fuckin rips dawg.
every day I see these pussies come up here pleading too me. Fucking tossers"

[allycatz]

Biker at the pearly gates with St Peter hears terrible screaming..."whats that"? he asks. "its someone getting the hole drilled for their halo" says St Peter. Biker hears another scream "whats that?", he asks. "its someone getting their holes drilled for their wings" says St Peter. "fuck this" says the biker. "I'll take my chances in hell, at least the holes are already drilled"