Buy my house you lower hutt based bastards

**F5 Dave** · 23rd March 2005, 10:08

Go on, it’s in Kelson & you really need it. It’s been on the market just over a week & I’m so desperate I’m virtually giving it away for considerably less than ¼ of a million.

Please form an orderly queue. . .

**Hitcher** · 23rd March 2005, 11:14

How much is it insured for?

**F5 Dave** · 23rd March 2005, 11:26

Well, they say replacement, but that never really means replacement.

+ my premiums would go through the roof.

**FROSTY:Me** · 23rd March 2005, 12:14

I've got a couple of bikes --maybee we'll look at a straight swap??:

**F5 Dave** · 23rd March 2005, 12:19

Only is they are an un-started still in the crate Vincent Black Shadow & one of Micky ‘Ds title winning NSR500s freshly rebuilt.

**MSTRS:Me** · 23rd March 2005, 12:24

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

Only is they are an un-started still in the crate Vincent Black Shadow & one of Micky ‘Ds title winning NSR500s freshly rebuilt.

Mmmmm, Yummmmm. But not likely. Probably a B31 oil sieve & an Ariel Square Four with cooked rears

**Dr Bob** · 23rd March 2005, 14:54

What with them saying - don't buy a house now, they will devalue 10% over the next 3 years.

I wonder what all the real estate people were thinking about today - time to go back to their old career?

**F5 Dave** · 23rd March 2005, 15:00

Yeah I’d like to punch ‘them’ in the mouth. How would ‘they’ like it if I launched a campaign to discredit their investments?

PS the so called experts have claimed the housing market will fall through the floor about 3 times in the last 3 years.

Look what’s happened. The exact opposite.

They are just trying to skew the dollar down.

NC · 23rd March 2005, 15:08

Ew you live in the Hutt?

**Hitcher** · 23rd March 2005, 15:08

Originally Posted by Dr Bob

I wonder what all the real estate people were thinking about today - time to go back to their old career?

I thought the only career option open to deceitful, disingenuous, corrupt bullshit artists was real estate...

**F5 Dave** · 23rd March 2005, 15:14

I like to think Kelson overlooks the Hutt.

Oh yeah, private sale, no agent.

**Hooks** · 23rd March 2005, 15:24

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I thought the only career option open to deceitful, disingenuous, corrupt bullshit artists was real estate...

Or politics !! .... or failing those then Honda dealers !!! .....

**ktulu** · 23rd March 2005, 15:36

Originally Posted by F5 Dave

I like to think Kelson overlooks the Hutt.

So if I felt I was the king of the hutt valley I could sit in your house on a makeshift throne and pretend that I was looking down on my royal servants??

Normally have to pay a fair bit and murder a fair few people for that kind of privelage

**F5 Dave** · 23rd March 2005, 15:41

King of the hutt eh?

Resplendent in my freshly trimmed goatee & fearsome mullet, I’d rest a thumb out of my leather waistcoat pocket whilst supping a Lion Red & decide whether to get my bogan henchmen to flood the flatlands again if the tax collected wasn’t to my liking.

**ktulu** · 23rd March 2005, 15:46

hahahaha, Did you ever hear that song they used to play on the rock, it was a piss take of hotel california by the eagles.

"livin it up in the hutt valley california"

Cracked me up, but don;t seem to hear it anymore these days since the rock have toned down a bit after the shift to auckland, so maybe living in wellington you haven't heard it as it might have been back in the days of the waikato and BOP only