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    I thought PETA stood for People Enjoying Tits and Arse.
    Fuck that I am sending them my resignation!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    I thought PETA stood for People Enjoying Tits and Arse.
    Fuck that I am sending them my resignation!
    It really stands for "People Eating Tasty Animals".
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    On a related matter, what is it about blokes who are attracted to the screamingly bonkers frenetic hairy zealot women who gravitate towards organisations like PETA? Is the sex that good, or do they crave humiliation and being treated with contempt?
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    Nah, simply can't get any other chick. Any port in a storm. You know how blokes are. It's not the quality of sex, it's the quantity, and when you go from none, to once, you'll do anything to get some more.
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    Hey this thread is almost as good as the "favorite girls name" in the jokes section.
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    Are we that shallow?
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    I had a PETA rep approach me at the mall last week and say"You look like the sort of guy that loves animals"
    My reply was "Yep.I have some with veges every night"
    Her look was priceless!
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    I really wish I could come up with some joke funnier than the original news article but, I can't think of anything.
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    They are nutters alright!

    But you gotta hand it to them they do have some hot chicks working for the cause.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    I made her cry and she left.
    Hang one on her didja? Good lad...

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    David must play fair with the other kids, even the idiots.

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    If we can't kill things how are we going to enjoy life??
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    it cud be argued that mr president was helping the fly, maybe in its next life itll be something even cooler, like a salamander, or a fox, or an armadillo.

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    Anyone got the contact where I can register to PETV (Ethical Treatment of Vegetables)?

    I heard their core club activities include gardening and bbq.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    it cud be argued that mr president was helping the fly, maybe in its next life itll be something even cooler, like a salamander, or a fox, or an armadillo.
    Or a peccary
    Or coolest of all a peccadillo!!!

    that's a cross between a peccary and an armadillo

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