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    By the power of Greyskull what a dude! Farkin funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    I find it about as funny as I find this picture ... which cracks me up!
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    ROFL! OMG that is HILARIOUS!! get's a huge thumbs up from me! And u'r right, men do deserve to be toyed with if they flock and go to those extremes for a chance of sex! LOL!

    Ignore RM, he's been bitter and angry to everyone i'v ever seen him talk to since i joined the website...got some of those happy pills to spare? Could very well be a solution for the spinster attitute RM has got!
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    That is hilarious!

    "Do I get free shipping with that?"

    There's a book out there - alas, the title has left my memory - which pretty much consists of a guy writing similar pisstakes to various companies and the quite often serious replies he gets. I think it may be in danish only though - but fuck it is funny.
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    Very very funny. I loved the line he wrote "us guys deserve to be played with" - probably means it in more ways than one....

    Ain't the internet a grand thing. We can be anyone we want (I'm actually a secret superhero who wears their undies on the outside of their tights) when we get behind the keyboard.

    The truly scary thing is that there are creeps out there who use it to take advantage of the genuinely vulnerable or naive. At least I don't think any of the sniffing doggies who replied quite fall into that category. I wonder how they felt when they realised they'd been punk'd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    There's a book out there - alas, the title has left my memory - which pretty much consists of a guy writing similar pisstakes to various companies and the quite often serious replies he gets. I think it may be in danish only though - but fuck it is funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Is it Hamlet?
    Nah, that one was written by a Brit if I recall correctly - still fucking funny though!
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post


    Feel better?
    Ahhhh, thank you, that's what friends are for!

    That was really a funny story and the little spider pic grows on you too! ($15,000 )

    Here's some Luff for you too Stirts use it wisely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Well, it wont do you any good, obviously he doesn't return our luff!
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    Would it still be funny to the female readers if it was a guy doing this to chicks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    Would it still be funny to the female readers if it was a guy doing this to chicks?
    Well, the thing is it was a guy doing it to other guys. We'd probably find it just as funny if it was a woman doing it to other women, except that women don't seem to be so desperate for a shag that they'd fall for it.....
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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    hahahaha, the guys a legend, absolutely pissed myself on his last email.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Well, the thing is it was a guy doing it to other guys. We'd probably find it just as funny if it was a woman doing it to other women, except that women don't seem to be so desperate for a shag that they'd fall for it.....
    True true.
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    That man is mad as a hatter and I love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    I find it about as funny as I find this picture ... which cracks me up!
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/al...ictureid=26045
    Ouch that was cruel ,but then I guess he should not have commented on it.

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