Fascinate

[been_there]

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my grandad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate', not 'fascinating'."


Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
was fascinated".


The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word 'fascinate'."


Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no
way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny
said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so
big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

[Ragingrob]

Hahahahahahahaha high five little Johnny!

[Bren]

Why is it that rude kids are just called Johnny? I was born with the wrong name...I wanna be rude!

[Hitcher]

How come in this genre of jokes, some sort of reaction from the teacher is necessary to validate the humour?

[pzkpfw]

How come in this genre of jokes, some sort of reaction from the teacher is necessary to validate the humour?

A dash of schadenfreude spices up any joke.

Schadenfreude is the basis of all humour.

See how this is funnier than usual?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side. And bite me.

Or this old one...

Q: Who was that lady I saw you with last night?
A: That was no lady, that was my wife. By the way, this morning I tripped on the cat and broke my arm.

[MSTRS:Me]

The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living." Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts bad guys in jail." Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all sick people better." The teacher says, to Dirty Johnny, "John, what does your Dad do?" Johnny says, "My Dad is dead." She says, "I'm sorry to hear that. But what did he do before he died?" Johnny says, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."

[slofox]

The teacher says, "Let's discuss what your fathers do for a living." Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts bad guys in jail." Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all sick people better." The teacher says, to Dirty Johnny, "John, what does your Dad do?" Johnny says, "My Dad is dead." She says, "I'm sorry to hear that. But what did he do before he died?" Johnny says, "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."

The winner! By a country mile...

[slofox]

How come in this genre of jokes, some sort of reaction from the teacher is necessary to validate the humour?

You have obviously never taught young Primary School children, have you Mr Hitcher..?

I used to keep a notebook, myself...