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  1. 17th June 2009, 22:42 #1
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    Blah I want this guy's job.

    I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available.
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    This reminds me of that Sky TV ad where those two idiots apply for a job to rub down naked women and the guy asks the to lift their skirts while holding to bricks What were those people called anyway? I beleive in the old days in the middle east they really did have these guys who had their nuts taken off so they woldn't be tempted as it was their job to look after beatiful women of th emperor or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elysium View Post
    This reminds me of that Sky TV ad where those two idiots apply for a job to rub down naked women and the guy asks the to lift their skirts while holding to bricks What were those people called anyway? I beleive in the old days in the middle east they really did have these guys who had their nuts taken off so they woldn't be tempted as it was their job to look after beatiful women of th emperor or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available.
    How much it pays? I'd pay to have that job!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    I don't know what it is or how much it pays, but I'm available.

    Well if you put that photo that you 'binned' me for on your CV you can not fail.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Well if you put that photo that you 'binned' me for on your CV you can not fail.


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