F'wit drunks on our roads. (Is there any other kind of drunk driver?)

**scumdog** · 29th June 2009, 19:15

Originally Posted by carver

riding pissed is fun

Yeah but you have to actually be able to ride though...pissed or not.

**Drew** · 29th June 2009, 19:15

Originally Posted by carver

well, there you go
im in good company, lets do it together

Erm...not keen on the implications here.

**98tls** · 29th June 2009, 19:17

Originally Posted by carver

well, there you go
im in good company, lets do it together

Theres a remote chance you have family of human origin,if so and a pissed driver hit one you wouldnt bother posting this dribble.

**carver** · 29th June 2009, 19:20

Originally Posted by scumdog

Yeah but you have to actually be able to ride though...pissed or not.

said the harley rider....

Originally Posted by Drew

Erm...not keen on the implications here.

Originally Posted by 98tls

Theres a remote chance you have family of human origin,if so and a pissed driver hit one you wouldnt bother posting this dribble.

ah yes, but riding is different.

let me tell you a story.

i once picked up a chic on my GSXR 1000, i was too drunk to walk straight, took her home at speed, she had no helmet, and i made it....then rode her in bed hard.
that was a bit silly.

but riding a moped, who gives a fuck, its a good giggle, no ones going to get hurt except me.

**scumdog** · 29th June 2009, 19:30

Originally Posted by carver

said the harley rider....

Yeah sure, there's plain old fashioned Harley riders riding like I do, not really worth mentioning I guess....

And then there's 'Woo-eee, lookit me, I'm so cool, youzers, man look at how I can ride, shee-it am I good or what, check out how many times I got my knee down back there, look at me biff that baby around, didja see that stoppie? oh and howzabout that 10 mile mono,hells bells can I ride - did I tell you that?' kind of riding.

**carver** · 29th June 2009, 19:33

Originally Posted by scumdog

Yeah sure, there's plain old fashioned Harley riders riding like I do, not really worth mentioning I guess....

And then there's 'Woo-eee, lookit me, I'm so cool, youzers, man look at how I can ride, shee-it am I good or what, check out how many times I got my knee down back there, look at me biff that baby around, didja see that stoppie? oh and howzabout that 10 mile mono,hells bells can I ride - did I tell you that?' kind of riding.

i think you misunderstand me.

**MIXONE** · 29th June 2009, 19:34

More commonly known as a FIGJAM.

**PirateJafa** · 29th June 2009, 19:36

Originally Posted by Drew

I'm ashamed to say I have.

That makes me a hypocrit, not wrong.

Technically it'd make you a hypocrite.

**Genestho** · 29th June 2009, 19:47

I got ya Carver.

I used to like "riding pissed" too, until my well built, well maintained 33 yr/old machine, sleek, built for speed, with a long wheel base got carved up by nong.
Currently residing in a box, about six feet under.

Peace

**carver** · 29th June 2009, 19:49

Originally Posted by T.G.W

I got ya Carver.

I used to like "riding pissed" too, until my well built, well maintained 33 yr/old machine, sleek, built for speed, with a long wheel base got carved up by nong.
Currently residing in a box, about six feet under.

Peace

so you owned some cunt with a norton?

**Genestho** · 29th June 2009, 19:56

Originally Posted by carver

so you owned some cunt with a norton?

Sigh, consider yourself off the radar. You Exhibit A, are a prime example of what I consider part of my outlook on life.

"Don't sweat the small stuff"

You my dear, are what I consider "small stuff"

Goodbye, and thanks for the thread bump

**Drew** · 29th June 2009, 20:24

Originally Posted by scumdog

Yeah sure, there's plain old fashioned Harley riders riding like I do, not really worth mentioning I guess....

And then there's 'Woo-eee, lookit me, I'm so cool, youzers, man look at how I can ride, shee-it am I good or what, check out how many times I got my knee down back there, look at me biff that baby around, didja see that stoppie? oh and howzabout that 10 mile mono,hells bells can I ride - did I tell you that?' kind of riding.

Sheesh scummy, I haven't seen you bite like that, since I was tryng to wind you up. Thought for sure Carver would be on you ignore list.

**Drew** · 29th June 2009, 20:26

Originally Posted by carver

so you owned some cunt with a norton?

You cant BE that thick, surely.

On the off chance you are serious, the lady refers to a husband or partner, now dead from riding pissed.

**Genestho** · 29th June 2009, 20:34

Thanks Drew, but nah, I'm referring to my sober husband, who was killed on his Guzzi along with two friends on their Guzzi, by a very very drunk driver - who had three kids in his car, who then died himself.

So, like you said, with Darwins theory - I am a huge Fan.

The thing about Darwinists, is that they seem to take the innocent with them.