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    I swear....

    That if there is one more "News" item about confirmed piggy 'flu cases that mentions a 30 year old victim with underlying health issues including morbid obesity I am got to go ever so slightly potty.

    Potty I tell you.

    Potty, potty, potty, potty, potty.
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    Burn them.


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    I swear. $^(!#%$*^#$)*&^!%@$#&!@#$)*

    Like that.

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    Agreed,would rather a "waving" segment.Wonder if you can get "swine flu" from waving or worse is to not wave mean your raising your chances of catching said swine flu?What to do,i feel like piggy in the middle.
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    Punches above his weight the Ol' Jaffa.
    The fact that he weighs 45kg ringing wet doesn't enter into it.

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    I raged, before I laughed when I watched that small segment.

    'DEATHLY ILL WITH SWINE FLU!'
    "BAAAH HA HA HA HA, LONG LIVE THE STR- Damn that bitch needs to lose a few an- SHE'S HALF IN THE GRAVE ALREADY, YOU FUCKBAG POOFACES "
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    reminds me when it was the power companys' problem that that woman was the size of a small car and she couldn't breathe without the respirator died cause their power was cut off coz they didn't pay their bill. :tui:

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    At least you're not the swine flu pig! http://www.trademe.co.nz/Toys-models...-225272827.htm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Squiggles View Post
    At least you're not the swine flu pig!
    Bahahahhaha... Thats brilliant!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squiggles View Post
    At least you're not the swine flu pig! http://www.trademe.co.nz/Toys-models...-225272827.htm
    Wow, i think you might be an unofficial poster boy now. Or should that be poster piggy. And so cute! Oink oink.
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    probably global warming caused Al Queda to have released pigs don't fly bird flu.......after 9 eleven and all you know.....

    We muz be realy realy wurried and efraid by now.....sky is falling down, saw it on TV.....IN COLOUR!

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    My question is ... are all the HOG chapters, going to change their name in case some stupid members of our population believe they are spreading swine flu ... ???
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    very slowly though......, and not around corners.
    Not contagious if you don't wave.....
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    The media are like children. They have a favourite "toy", play with it till sick of it, discard it then conveniently forget about it.

    Remember the year when "level crossing accidents" (cars vs. trains) were the focus. I recall statistically, the year before it became in vogue, there were more level crossing accidents (yet very little media coverage).

    Does the media report how many more people die each year from other influenza strains? No. Power companies buy off the media when it comes to wind farm installations. Likewise, drug companies pay off the media to help sell their stockpiles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post

    I'm not being cynical, I know the world is just going to the dogs.
    I know.....
    That's why I invested my savings in microchipping them
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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