Ever had a shotgun pointed at your face?

[jetboy]

Thanks for the messages guys. Well I got all of about 2 hours sleep when my alarm went off as forensics were due to arrive to dust the place. Sadly they havent come yet so we still in lockdown.

Take care and be greatful you aren't who they were looking for.
G

Yes well, they took ages to figure out it wasnt me the fuckin dumbarses (im surprised they didnt shoot me after some of the answers i was giving haha) they left, still very pissed off. I hope they get caught because these guys were bloody aggro man.

Something about a guy screwing some other guys sister...let that be a lesson to you all!!!

[MIXONE]

But,but,but I do occassionally screw some guys sister.
She's my wife.

[jetboy]

But,but,but I do occassionally screw some guys sister.
She's my wife.

if she has a big fuck-off brother with dodgy lookin mates, id probably look elsewhere haha

they actually said, as they left, that they found the guy the were lookin for and were going to deal to him.

[Edbear]

But,but,but I do occassionally screw some guys sister.
She's my wife.

Beat me to it!

[pzkpfw]

they actually said, as they left, that they found the guy the were lookin for ...

How'd they do that?


Good on you for calling the cops.

[Finn]

It didn't make the news...

[Matt Bleck]

It didn't make the news...

did one of them have swine flu?

[Finn]

did one of them have swine flu?

Now that's a dangerous weapon!

[Skunk]

Nasty shit dude. Glad you're ok.

I only had to deal with a crossbow in my face with an angry dude holding it.

[CookMySock]

But,but,but I do occassionally screw some guys sister.
She's my wife.

Haha, I have my brother-in-law on all the time. "bro, I'm gunna fuck ur sister.. Nah not that one.. LOL"

@Jetboy, thats pretty nasty, bud. WTF were they so agro about? Everyone fucks everyone elses sister.. er, don't they?

Steve

[Genestho]

Wholly shit! I was just subject to a home invasion and got a fuckin shotgun pointed in my face

Heard a knock on the door early this evening and opened it to find 4 friendly chaps sporting a double banger shotgun waiting outside for me. They forced their way in, shoved me on the ground and had the shotty up against the back of my head execution-style and proceeded to interrogate me, almost like im a terrorist!

They didnt take anything and as it turned out they were after someone else, but man it was a different experience...especially that it happened on my 25th birthday haha!

I must say that the cops did a good job - they arrived like 3min after the 111 call with dogs and heaps of officers and combed the area. Sat through a 4hr statement session and only just got home, but the process gave me renewed faith in the police dept.

Im gonna go now and have a Famous Grouse and coke - but hold the coke!
And probably a mild heart attack.

Holy Heck Dude! Glad you're ok!!!!!!!

[gijoe1313]

Jinkies! Glad to hear you weren't "dealt" to! Man, the things people gotta put up with at times ... hope they don't come back

Anyhow, just remember it ain't being staunch to get help if you suffer from trauma. If you need to talk about it with someone, do so!

And if you don't, more power to you! Now remember, on your bike ... there are muppets out there who do want to kill you inadvertantly!

[Max Preload]

Anyhow, just remember it ain't being staunch to get help if you suffer from trauma.

You sure you got that bit, of what you were trying to convey, correct?

[Bend-it]

Glad he didn't have a twitch eh?

Man... just hearing all the other stries... you just keep 'em hoods north of Taihape yeah? We're all good down here in Welling Town

[MSTRS:Me]

Farrk! Scary shit, all right.
But because this is KB, I have to ask...Wouldn't you rather have had a shemale strip-o-gram?