Michael Jackson dead

[HenryDorsetCase]

this requires an enormous

meh

the jokes are AWESOME!

[Big Dan]

RIP M Jackson

for those who want to start making the jokes that will surface from his death may i remind you that he is someones Son,Brother,Father,Partner, Friend etc just bare in mind this is a public forum and although no-one close to him may even see it just stop and think for a minute how would you feel if you saw jokes made on the internet about a loved one who died and not even cold in his grave yet i know i'd be very hurt and upset - rant over

I loved his music and the first song i heard was "BAD"
I hope he is up there rocking out with his King of rock and roll ex father inlaw

RIP Michael you will be missed

Thoughts and prayers go out to all his family and friends and the millions of fans around the world

[Finn]

for those who want to start making the jokes that will surface from his death may i remind you that he is someones Son,Brother,Father,Partner, Friend etc

You forgot to mention his monkey. Many thought Bubbles was actually an orangutan but no, he just had an inflamed arse.

[icekiwi]

RIP M Jackson

for those who want to start making the jokes that will surface from his death may i remind you that he is someones Son,Brother,Father,Partner, Friend etc just bare in mind this is a public forum and although no-one close to him may even see it just stop and think for a minute how would you feel if you saw jokes made on the internet about a loved one who died and not even cold in his grave yet i know i'd be very hurt and upset - rant over

I loved his music and the first song i heard was "BAD"
I hope he is up there rocking out with his King of rock and roll ex father inlaw

RIP Michael you will be missed

Thoughts and prayers go out to all his family and friends and the millions of fans around the world

Your right he was an awesome Singer/songwriter....
However you live your life like "that" you do become fair Game as it where...

[pyrocam]

I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.

Clearly the blame should be placed squarely on the boogie.

[HenryDorsetCase]

RIP M Jackson

for those who want to start making the jokes that will surface from his death may i remind you that he is someones Son,Brother,Father,Partner, Friend etc just bare in mind this is a public forum and although no-one close to him may even see it just stop and think for a minute how would you feel if you saw jokes made on the internet about a loved one who died and not even cold in his grave yet i know i'd be very hurt and upset - rant over

I loved his music and the first song i heard was "BAD"
I hope he is up there rocking out with his King of rock and roll ex father inlaw

RIP Michael you will be missed

Thoughts and prayers go out to all his family and friends and the millions of fans around the world

1. Elvis was cool. MJ not.

2. MJ was an entirely fictional media construct. He will die (and not die) as he lived: in public, and the butt of many jokes (tee hee "butt").

3. to quote William Gibson "the rich are no longer even remotely human"

4. it is highly unlikely that Reggie or Joe will be reading this.

5. Its interesting. No one is making jokes about Farrah Fawcett: thats because that is genuinely sad, and tragic, and she had some redeeming features (not the tits, she could act, and in spite of the media construct surounding her, seemed like a nice person. MJ reaps what he sows: a spazzoid lunatic with a crazed demented and likely illegal and objectionable (as opposed to illegal and not objectionable) private life.

6. bring on the jokes.

[Big Dan]

1. Elvis was cool. MJ not.

2. MJ was an entirely fictional media construct. He will die (and not die) as he lived: in public, and the butt of many jokes (tee hee "butt").

3. to quote William Gibson "the rich are no longer even remotely human"

4. it is highly unlikely that Reggie or Joe will be reading this.

5. Its interesting. No one is making jokes about Farrah Fawcett: thats because that is genuinely sad, and tragic, and she had some redeeming features (not the tits, she could act, and in spite of the media construct surounding her, seemed like a nice person. MJ reaps what he sows: a spazzoid lunatic with a crazed demented and likely illegal and objectionable (as opposed to illegal and not objectionable) private life.

6. bring on the jokes.

I think you have missed the point there dude - i feel sorry for you

[Quasievil]

RIP M Jackson

for those who want to start making the jokes that will surface from his death may i remind you that he is someones Son,Brother,Father,Partner, Friend etc just bare in mind this is a public forum

Awwww Fuck off Big Dan he was a freakish kiddy fiddler good fucking riddins I hope it enjoys hells bennifits

[yod]

I hope he is up there rocking out with his King of rock and roll ex father inlaw

where?

on the moon?

[mapsanji]

....Does he go to white heaven or black heaven ? or
Maybe to the childrens cemetary first to fetch some friends ?
Didn’t he glow in the dark ?
Bye oke don’t come back.

[Taz]

His heart said "I've been working day and night""we've had enough" "the way you make me feel" is "bad" "now get on the floor" I'll no longer "beat it"

Michael said "why you wanna trip on me" "there must be more to life than this" "don't walk away" "you are my life" even when "the way you make me feel" is "bad" you are still "another part of me" and "heaven can wait" Don't be a "heartbreaker" give me "one more chance" "cry" "scream"

[Winston001]

He may have gotten better.

Only after he'd been turned into a newt by..........WITCHES.

A witch a witch!!

[jafar]

I hope it enjoys hells bennifits

That would be roasted nuts ??

[Maha]

Maybe his family could melt him down and turn him into a fridge magnet.

Useless information...he was older than Elvis at the respective time of death.

[pete376403]

You forgot to mention his monkey. Many thought Bubbles was actually an orangutan but no, he just had an inflamed arse.

Brings to mind that old song "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles"