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  1. 26th June 2009, 17:05 #1
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    Michael Jackson isn't dead...

    Contrary to reports,

    Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack

    he was recovering in the children s ward after having a stroke.........

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  2. 26th June 2009, 18:20 #2
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    actually he was poisoned...he just ate some 12 year old nuts


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    Not very funny guys..some respect for a fallen idol...we cannot understand his world
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Not very funny guys..some respect for a fallen idol...we cannot understand his world
    I'm lookin forward to the Thriller remake in a few years .....


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    Did you hear about the funeral arrangements? He's being melted down and turned into plastic children's toys - that way the kids can play with him for a change.
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    When Farrah Fawcett got to the pearly gates god said"cause youve been a good girl i will grant you one wish" Farrah replied "save the children" so later in the day god killed Michael Jackson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    When Farrah Fawcett got to the pearly gates god said"cause youve been a good girl i will grant you one wish" Farrah replied "save the children" so later in the day god killed Michael Jackson.
    Pppfttt..was there really any truth...he was a wierdo so was never gonna win....I think it is sad...that's life but he was a great talent with a troubled life....
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    Apparently they thought he was going to recover as he's pulled out of tighter holes than this!

    There were other reports that he was drowning and was found clinging to a buoy!

    Sorry if this offends but I did laugh!
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    Oh yeah he wasn't all bad
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    At least he drove slowly past schools!
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    Michael Jackson's ghost has already been found haunting the hospital children's ward...he's dead, but he's still putting the willies up kids...
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    Breaking news rocked our world.


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    Cause of death was bubbles in his blood......
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    I hear the family are discussing if they should have him cremated or recycled.
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