Michael Jackson Death: Suspicious

**YellowDog** · 27th June 2009, 12:52

Police suspect a Smooth Criminal was responsible. He was Not Alone. There was apparently a Man in the Mirror who was very Dangerous and Wanted to be Startin Something even though MJ told him to Beat it and was heard to say Leave me Alone. Nobody Knows if the suspect was Black or White.

**Cheshire Cat** · 27th June 2009, 12:59

You're so mean

**JimO** · 27th June 2009, 16:23

it was BEN what done it

**samgab** · 27th June 2009, 16:55

Originally Posted by YellowDog

Police suspect a Smooth Criminal was responsible. He was Not Alone. There was apparently a Man in the Mirror who was very Dangerous and Wanted to be Startin Something even though MJ told him to Beat it and was heard to say Leave me Alone. Nobody Knows if the suspect was Black or White.

That was Bad.

But seriously, how did you miss that one?

**sopachrga** · 28th June 2009, 11:49

It was the boogie.

**Flynn** · 28th June 2009, 14:03

Originally Posted by sopachrga

It was the boogie.

Yeah, blame it on the boogie

**xwhatsit** · 28th June 2009, 14:11

It was actually food poisoning. When they did the autopsy, they found 12-year old nuts in his mouth.

**arj127** · 28th June 2009, 14:11

Heres what i heard:

Reports of MJ having a heart attack are incorrect! He was found in the childrens ward having a Stroke.

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven god granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So god killed MJ.

Undertakers have just announced that now that MJ is dead he will be melted down in to plastic toys so kids can play with him for an f'n change!

, sorry

**Katman** · 28th June 2009, 17:54

Come on people.

You'd think that by day 3 you could come up with some new material.

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 28th June 2009, 18:03

not a gray area nor is black or white...

**arj127** · 28th June 2009, 18:36

Originally Posted by Katman

Come on people.

You'd think that by day 3 you could come up with some new material.

Sorry mate, got all that on the first day

**sparky.scott** · 28th June 2009, 20:22

MJ wont be burnt at sea... The family are scared he will cling to a boy

**xwhatsit** · 28th June 2009, 22:45

Originally Posted by xwhatsit

It was actually food poisoning. When they did the autopsy, they found 12-year old nuts in his mouth.

Originally Posted by Katman

Come on people.

You'd think that by day 3 you could come up with some new material.

Awww shit you're right, I got that joke from Silentwar here. I thought I'd seen it on 4chan

**Fatt Max** · 29th June 2009, 07:22

What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?

Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August....

**Owl** · 29th June 2009, 07:28

Originally Posted by jimjim

it was BEN what done it

Perhaps MJ walked in on Ben blowing Bubbles?

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