Twisted Sisters

**sinfull** · 29th June 2009, 21:37

Originally Posted by Gubb

Here's me hoping this thread would be about angry men shouting at each other while wearing womens clothing and football padding.

Ummmm Hoping ?? Ok i guess when in rome !

**Maha** · 29th June 2009, 21:52

Originally Posted by oldrider

C'mon, all the girls could do that up until the end of the fifties, that was before the sexual liberation of the sixties spoiled the fun!

Bet most of you thought your great grannies were dull and oppressed!

Never thought of my grannies in that way at all John....they used to knit me things and on the odd occassion, challange me to to a cartwheel dual..........waaaaaaaaaait a minute

Originally Posted by sinfull

Ummmm Hoping ?? Ok i guess when in rome !

Yes Gubb has change since moving south of the border...

**PrincessBandit** · 29th June 2009, 23:27

Have seen some amazing contortionists in the Cirque du Soliel and the Great Chinese circus. First time though I've seen this skill from such stereotypical "American sweethearts from the 50's" (or approximate date).

Initially my reaction was "yeah, we used to do that sort of thing in gymnastics" but as it progressed it became "OMG!" (I was never that flexible).

**cs363** · 30th June 2009, 01:09

Bit more on the Ross sisters here: http://accelerateddecrepitude.blogsp...s-sisters.html

Sounds like Vanessa Lane (mentioned near bottom of article) might be the girl for you Sinful?

**Maha** · 30th June 2009, 15:24

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Have seen some amazing contortionists in the Cirque du Soliel and the Great Chinese circus. First time though I've seen this skill from such stereotypical "American sweethearts from the 50's" (or approximate date).

Initially my reaction was "yeah, we used to do that sort of thing in gymnastics" but as it progressed it became "OMG!" (I was never that flexible).

Contortionist.......thats the word I was looking for yesterday, bendy seemed a useful substitute.

**Pussy** · 30th June 2009, 15:28

Originally Posted by Maha

Contortionist.......thats the word I was looking for yesterday, bendy seemed a useful substitute.

A mate of mine was engaged to a contortionist....

but she broke it off

**Maha** · 30th June 2009, 15:30

Originally Posted by Pussy

A mate of mine was engaged to a contortionist....

but she broke it off

ooooooooooooooo a backward flip while still connected????.......

**MIXONE** · 30th June 2009, 15:34

Originally Posted by sinfull

I want one of them !!!!

I want all three!

and a bottle full of viagra.

**Big Dave** · 30th June 2009, 16:12

This guy goes to the doctor and says 'Doc, ya gotta help me - The Ross sisters are coming around tonight and I need something triple strength for the duration!'

So the Doc fixes him up with some little blue pills, XXX style.

Next morning the bloke re-presents at the doctors in a terrible state.

He walks into surgery and starts get get undressed when the doctor notices the distressed state of the red and bleeding appendage that has appeared as he struggled to undress for the examination.

'Doc - I need some lineament! Fast.' he moaned.

'Don't be ridiculous, you can't put lineament on a todger in that state - it would be excruciating.'

'Oh no - it's not for there - it's for my shoulder - the Ross Sisters didn't show up and I think it's dislocated.'

**wybmadiity** · 30th June 2009, 16:37

Trust you to find something from 50's like this Maha... Potato salad indeed!

Originally Posted by sinfull

I want one of them !!!!

Just one?!

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

contortionists in the Cirque du Soliel

i have met the guy from the one a couple of years ago through my brother. We took him on tiki tour, Rafting, Luge etc.... We weren't sure what he was into to start with, or where we should take him, turned out he was quite flexible

**sinfull** · 30th June 2009, 18:11

Originally Posted by wybmadiity

Just one?!

:

Ummm without condemning myself to a life of sin awwww hell what am i thinking, yeah all three could be fun To watch

**rosie631** · 30th June 2009, 18:39

OMG. Very freaky lol

**Maha** · 30th June 2009, 18:43

Originally Posted by wybmadiity

Trust you to find something from 50's like this Maha... Potato salad indeed!

Funny thing was, I got it emailed to me right? so I seached for it on U-Tube and entered 'Potato Sisters' in the search box, and it came up.....

**Winston001** · 30th June 2009, 19:19

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Initially my reaction was "yeah, we used to do that sort of thing in gymnastics" but as it progressed it became "OMG!" (I was never that flexible).

Yes same here. My daughters can do a fair bit of that but only after 6 years of gymnastics training. These Ross Sisters have remarkable skills especially since they aren't adolescents - it gets a lot more difficult after puberty - bones and bumps in all the wrong places.

Great find.