I laugh at the white trash scum living near my mother.
They are arrogant lazy fuckers, but had a 1m3 of bone dry timber dropped right in front of their garage door.
When they want a bit of wood for the fire, they go outside and get a bit. Shame it pissed with rain for days on end recently.
No idea about putting a cover over it.
Where the fuck is Darwin when you need him?
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