I had to have a quiet laugh thinking about the Hazzard County police force, while watching the movie "Hot Fuzz" last night.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
I had to have a quiet laugh thinking about the Hazzard County police force, while watching the movie "Hot Fuzz" last night.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Hardcore Biker
"Its all for the common good, Nicolas"Originally Posted by Swoop
I had to have a quiet laugh thinking about the Hazzard County police force, while watching the movie "Hot Fuzz" last night.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
"Yerp!"
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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From Hinny:
Little prick followed me south from around the tunnel - for ages.
Then he is along side or just in front - for ages. Then he takes off after the other guys who had a bit of a gap on me. No way to warn them but they were riding all safe and legal. He then pulls into the slow vehicle lane and waits until the Greville Rd. flyover before putting on his lights. I look in my mirrors and see lights on. Guy in front of me must have had a guilty conscious as he hits the picks. I nearly run up his arse as I'm looking behind me. So I'm not happy already and that made it worse. He didn't seem to want to follow my hand gestured instructions to feck off and leave me alone so I finally pull over.
Starts off wanting to know why I had taken so long to pull over.
"Well why the hell would I think you were wanting to pull me over? I wasn't doing anything wrong."
Then he reckons I had come tearing up behind him and only slowed down when I realised he was a cop. So of course I told him I thought he was full of shit. Takes my licence away to his car. Comes back and tells me I haven't got a WOF. So I point out the WOF on the bike. 'Well it's not on the system"
"Well that's not my fault" I reply.
"Well it's not my fault" he says.
The goes to write out a ticket and says I will have to take the test sheet in to ..... I Say "why don't you just look at it. You can see Where it was issued and the expiry date etc." as I had cleverly put it in the holder with all that info facing out.
"No I can't ", he says. Must be a bit shortsighted eh?
"Well look at this test sheet then", I say as I pull the sheet out of the glove box on my bike. I think he is unhappy to see that and also to see my radar detector and gps. I figure he can see I can prove I wasn't speeding so he has to drop his bullshit story.
"So why did you pull me over", I ask.
"Licence and Registration check " he replies.
"Oh for fucks sake", I grab my licence, jump on the bike and take off.
Cops stopping people on motorways for Reg and WOF checks. How ridiculous. Said he had just stopped another biker before me. Haszard County! He needs fat guts, sunglasses, jackboots and a gun on his hip to complete the stereotype. He definitely has the attitude already.
Fooken twats are at it again
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It's called a fishing expedition.
Nowt better to do.
Loud and Uncouth
Enjoy!From Hinny:
Little prick followed me south from around the tunnel - for ages.
Then he is along side or just in front - for ages. Then he takes off after the other guys who had a bit of a gap on me. No way to warn them but they were riding all safe and legal. He then pulls into the slow vehicle lane and waits until the Greville Rd. flyover before putting on his lights. I look in my mirrors and see lights on. Guy in front of me must have had a guilty conscious as he hits the picks. I nearly run up his arse as I'm looking behind me. So I'm not happy already and that made it worse. He didn't seem to want to follow my hand gestured instructions to feck off and leave me alone so I finally pull over.
Starts off wanting to know why I had taken so long to pull over.
"Well why the hell would I think you were wanting to pull me over? I wasn't doing anything wrong."
Then he reckons I had come tearing up behind him and only slowed down when I realised he was a cop. So of course I told him I thought he was full of shit. Takes my licence away to his car. Comes back and tells me I haven't got a WOF. So I point out the WOF on the bike. 'Well it's not on the system"
"Well that's not my fault" I reply.
"Well it's not my fault" he says.
The goes to write out a ticket and says I will have to take the test sheet in to ..... I Say "why don't you just look at it. You can see Where it was issued and the expiry date etc." as I had cleverly put it in the holder with all that info facing out.
"No I can't ", he says. Must be a bit shortsighted eh?
"Well look at this test sheet then", I say as I pull the sheet out of the glove box on my bike. I think he is unhappy to see that and also to see my radar detector and gps. I figure he can see I can prove I wasn't speeding so he has to drop his bullshit story.
"So why did you pull me over", I ask.
"Licence and Registration check " he replies.
"Oh for fucks sake", I grab my licence, jump on the bike and take off.
Cops stopping people on motorways for Reg and WOF checks. How ridiculous. Said he had just stopped another biker before me. Haszard County! He needs fat guts, sunglasses, jackboots and a gun on his hip to complete the stereotype. He definitely has the attitude already.
Fooken twats are at it again
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Loud and Uncouth
Hahaha!
"Well why the hell would I think you were wanting to pull me over? I wasn't doing anything wrong."
Fooken twats are at it again
"I wasn't doing anything wrong so I didn't see why I had to stop" - how original!
Enjoy!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
Alleged case of perjury by a copper, keep an eye on this one.
http://www.odt.co.nz/your-town/alexa...l-perjury-case
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The article said the defendant's occupation was suppressed. You've got me curious.
Loud and Uncouth
You'll find out...
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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Are you in trouble????????????You'll find out...
Bwahahahaha
Loud and Uncouth
Just call me Mr Teflon....
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Que?
That sounds familiar. Oh, he was convicted and imprisoned before dying of Cancer. I'd stick with Scummie.Just call me Mr Teflon....
Besides, it can't be you under suppression. You'd be shitting bricks if it was, surely.
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If you were the REAL Mister Teflon you'd be Helen Clark's other half, wouldn't you?Just call me Mr Teflon....
(Ick.)
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How can you stick with him if he's Mister Teflon?
Get with the program, sheesh.
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