Is Michael Jackson still alive?

[Swoop]

Well?

Is he?


http://www.ismichaeljacksonstillalive.com/

[one fast tl1ooo]

[Laava]

Didn't take long for the conspiracy theorists to emerge. He'll be hanging out with Elvis and Jim Morrison

[Swoop]

Well, at least one person has clicked on the link.

[AllanB]

No.

MJ actually died two years ago after catching one of the early cases of bird flu after a visit to China - it was inevitable that this happened, after all he did not have a nose and was susceptible to all forms of airborne viruses. The MJ's we have seen since are nothing more than actors.

His death was covered up by his family (for financial reasons) and the FBI. The FBI had been using Mr Jackson (or his code name if you prefer – ‘Wacko’) as an agent for many years – he was probably the only person in the world who could walk through a airport anywhere with his face masked and not be detained by the countries authorities.

MJ traded spy secrets through midget agents posing as ill children in hospitals. Quite brilliant really.

Unfortunately MJ had a sexual fetish for midgets and this is where the accusations of child perversion come from. They were not children at all just adult midgets enjoying frisky fun times with a consenting partner. Midgets need loving too.

You may well scoff at this explanation however just listen to the song ‘Ben’ – reported to be about a pet mouse, when in fact the little friend was a midget. And consider ‘Neverland’ – all those sub adult sized toys etc – it’s bloody pointless inviting midgets over to play volleyball on a full sized net!

So may MJ rest in peace (or is that pieces?) after serving his county well for many years.

[cambridgedan]

haha thats a good one

[Hemex]

Well?

Is he?


http://www.ismichaeljacksonstillalive.com/

haaahahaha nice link!